Clark: *carring groceries in both hands*
Bruce: *reaches to help*
Clark: *switches all the groceries to one hand to hold Bruce's hand*
Bruce: That's not what I- Okay
Clark: Oh no. Ohhh noooo. I am being gravitated toward the most handsome man in the wooooorld.
Bruce: You don’t seem to be gravitating toward yourself.
Clark: ONE-UPPED AGAIN! THIS CANNOT STAND!