Chan: Hyung, I've brought a new member into the group. His name is Raul The Rat. Would you like to hold him?
Seungcheol, who's scared out of his skin of rats: yes
Chan: Excellent. Jeonghan hyung?
Jeonghan, who's even MORE scared: yes baby of course
Seungkwan and Hoshi fighting about something
Hoshi: Yeah? Well YOU'RE adopted!
Seungkwan more or less about to lose his shit: We're ALL ADOPTED
Dino in the background about to speak up
Seungkwan: You're not a part of this
Dino: >:[
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[after the guitar incident in the green room]
Mingyu: Damn you're violent...
Woozi: Yeah but I'm little, so it's adorable.
Interviewer: So... Seungcheol. What exactly do you do for work?
Seungcheol [with absolutely no shame]: Mostly I just stick by Jeonghan and look either pretty or intimidating depending on what the situation requires.
Jeonghan: He is very good at his job.
Jeonghan: Husband, bodyguard and eye-candy all rolled into one.