21st Dimension

Aaaaaaaa the "very good on paper but, no practical application" was the best line delivery I have seen from murph do far

It's a shame that Fabian’s knowledge of Halfling never came up this season because I want to know how much Kipperlilly would be shocked by it.

Like just imagine her and her parents running into Fabian at a Halfling takeout place (he was craving Cathilda’s food). The two of them lock eyes for a moment and while Kipperlilly grimaces, Fabian starts smiling and gives her a little wave before ordering from the menu in perfect Halfling. With an accent, of course, her and her parents certainly didn't speak with such a brogue, but he speaks it with such fluency that it throws her for a loop. It's like he's known it from birth. But that’s impossible, right?

Not according to her parents, who remark at how lovely Cathilda Celi’s boy seems to be. Oh, they wonder how she's doing, she's been gone for quite some time. And before Kipperlilly knows it, her parents are waving Fabian over. Leaving her only to quietly watch and fume as Fabian speaks to the Copperkettles with such a degree of politeness that she almost gags over it. Only using the most gracious and deferential honourifics for them as he chats them up. Stuff she'd reserve only for if she was trying to impress a date's parents.

By the end of the interaction, her parents are wowed and gush over Fabian’s manners while Kipperlilly wants him dead even more than before.

the last complicated women podcast episode before the sandra lynn finale is about k2

Episode 67: Kipperlilly Copperkettle (rip)

Episode 68: K2

Episode 69: Sandra-Lynn Faeth (finale)

tiktok + the set up. aka when half ur party is under 4 feet tall and the other are all 6 foot or taller

bonus: struggle corner

your honor they are so important to me. the rogues doing their rogue thing and theyre so sneaky and the only reason why riz knew she was there was bc of his blindsense & porters hubris in showing off making her Known but riz didnt get fucking caught because thats what *real* experience gets you auuughhh the drama of it all

(also i had a very fun time drawing little background stuff of things i thought might be up in the hall. gorgugs the poster child for fabians lo fi study nights cause he has his headphones & .. clo B ca?? (idk how you even type that out) is a perfect parallel for the cat lmao)

the bad kids nemesis? do you mean *looks at smudged writing on hand* kipperlilly copperkettle?

"YOURE THE MURDERER! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! YOURE SUCH A BITCH! YOURE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH!"

“average party kills 3 clerics a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average party kills 0 clerics per year. Spiderslily Georgiekettle and other rat fuckers, who live in cave & kill over 10,000 clerics each day, are outliers adn should not have been counted

some fantasy high junior year doodles (suggested by instagram)! aelwyn, Cassandra and kalina, Kristen and riz, lullaby, fig and gorgug, sklonda, mazey, Lola embers, and kipperlily

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This last episode has me feeling like I need to make a conspiracy board here’s what we learned:

After this episode, I'm really convinced that Jace (and maybe Porter) are using the Ratgrinders to bring back Ankarna rather than the Ratgrinders being the driving force themselves. Jace is so involved in Reuben's life that Rueben's agent is cc'ing him on emails about podcast appearances? Jace is the one who wanted Frosty Fair held at the Thistlespring tree? He's threatening Henry for trying to TALK about Reuben's education?

I don't think that the Ratgrinders are Jace's co-conspirators. I think that they're Jace's pawns.

Love a good conspiracy board - I think it's important to point out that the Ratgrinders (Ivy for sure) think that Lucy is alive, because of Fig's deception at the Shrimp Jump party. The "multiple assailants" who killed Lucy is I think a red herring designed to make them suspect the Ratgrinders and not perhaps multiple faculty members?

i present: make your own kipperlily copperkettle name!

Love that no combination of names will get you the actual name

i present: make your own kipperlily copperkettle name!

Ok, so, someone pointed out that the Ratgrinders are all examples of problematic players:

Kipperlily is a rules lawyer

Ruben is an edgelord

Marianne (?) doesn't role play.

This got me thinking about Oisin, who can sink every shot when no one is looking, but starts failing as soon as Adaine pays attention to him. People think he's flustered at the thought of flirting with Adaine (a fair assumption), but what if he's actually the player that lies about their rolls until another player watches them?

This could also explain how he got buff over the summer: he rerolled his character stats, and lied about the results.

it's only a matter of time before one of these millennials just calls kipperlilly benedict cumberbatch