I'm fine with my spite, my tears and my candles.

all's fair in love and poetry.

I just found out Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among thieves barely broke even at the box office. This surprised me considering it was probably the best fantasy movie I'd seen in a long time.

I think there were two things against it.

1. People mistakenly thought it had to do with the previous Dungeons and Dragons movies. It really doesn't. It's just set in the world of Dungeons and Dragons. You do not need to have watched any previous film to be able to follow it.

2. The poster. This movie has a terrible movie poster. It looks like a generic Marvel superhero movie poster. It doesn't give you an idea for the film or its tone at all. It's a boring, bland, and would be easy to over-look in the cinema.

I sincerely hope this movie gets the attention it deserves now in streaming and grows as a cult classic the way Princess Bride and Neil Gaiman's Stardust did.

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

Tfw your bestie beats your ass at chess

Anyway um. Twirls my hair. You should all. Go watch Romantic Killer 😳

to all those anons asking me for smut- this is as dirty as it’s gonna get for now

so not dirty at all sorry

Drifting Home (2022)

they <3

(anime: romantic killer)

I watched the first episode of romantic killer

Kazuki: Anzu. I like you

Anzu: …WAIT

Anzu: DOES THIS MEAN

Anzu: YOU HAVE HONEY NUT FEELIOS. FOR ME???

Kazuki:

Kazuki, trying not to laugh: Anzu please I’m trying to confess be serious for ONE second

I have a new hyper-fixation on Romantic Killer, since I just binged it and now idk wut to do 😩 Anzu is just so relatable, i mean, i too would be so mad if a random wizard just took my cat and fav snacks.

I just love this anime so much, can't wait for the next season AND THERE BETTER BE A NEXT SEASON!!!!!!

Something I find interesting about romantic killer is junta’s and kazuki’s relationship. (I actually love everyone’s relationship but I’ll get into that later)

Like even when Kazuki declares that ya he has actually started liking Anzu romantically, my sweetheart junta just goes “right!! She’s so cool right!!” And my heart just exploded right there.

How fuckin healthy is that??? Idc it’s the bare minimum idc idc, just junta being like “who wouldn’t like her?? Have u seen Anzu!!” Is the purest form of love and appreciation.

We’ve seen it multiple times during the show too how his affection towards her is not baseless, it’s not some spell that Riri cast on him (or any of them) Anzu is just that likeable!

I just love that there’s no toxic display of masculinity in this show. (And the toxic ones— looking at u kazuki’s d*d— deserved what they got) Like it’s so refreshing! Each of their interactions up until the end has been awkward, to say the least, but respectful, yk? And I’ve just had so much of men like trying to one up each other, and displays of jealousy followed by possessive behaviour, ugh when I tell you I was happy to see nothing but healthy communication or just mature handling of a situation. Like when Ryuya admitted he liked Anzu ! He didn’t go about it the best way at first but that’s okay, bc he learned!! He apologised to Junta too.

Like I get it, I love me a good jealousy trope yk, but let’s be real, Anzu would not deal w that shit and that makes me really happy bc that’s some real shit!! If someone tried to like be outwardly possessive of me, I’d be like wtf dude.

And these are high school boys!! They’re human, and have insecurities, and are children at the end of the day!

I think that other than the initial premise of the show, (which honestly didn’t even put me off all that much if I’m being honest, I just thought it was funny), I genuinely grow to like this show more the more I think about it.

I watched romantic killer on Netflix with my friend, and we both were going in ready to laugh at what we thought was gonna be a really bad reverse harem anime… We were very wrong it’s so good please watch it!

Tfw your bestie beats your ass at chess

Anyway um. Twirls my hair. You should all. Go watch Romantic Killer 😳

This one is pissing me off because there’s cheese in it. I’m not sure there’s a period of Chinese dynastic history wherein the type of dudes likely to be having rap battles would also have been familiar with hard cheese. There’d be political fucking implications to that. Fermented dairy products were often seen as uncivilized foods, and were associated in particular with northern “barbarian” cuisine (see: <lactose intolerance in Eurasia>), whereas competitive poetry was viewed as a civilized and scholarly pastime appropriate to civil servants and courtiers. Mentioning cheese in a verse which also references the heavens could be seen as an effort to legitimize the presence of these dangerous foreign elements within Chinese society, and, thus, as seditious. If dairy were to become a common theme in rap battles, it might be viewed as a dangerous sign of poor morale and defeatist thinking among the literati. “Emperor, we have got to move the capital to the south. The scholars are rapping about cheese. It’s all falling apart.”

Now this is a fucking post