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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Succeeding at necrophilia but failing at necromancy

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Hey, @akatonbo! Don’t dismiss people who have casual sex with dead bodies. People who engage in necrophilia outside of a committed, monogamous relationship are stigmatized in our society. You should know better than to contribute to that marginalization! Non-romantic post-mortem sexual relationships are valid, y'all!

Excuse you, I said possibly for a reason! If it is supposed to be a romantic relationship, they’re definitely failing if they’re bungling the aftercare!

Even if you’re dead and you’re not looking for anything serious, aftercare should still be a given, but you never know what you’re going to get with a casual hook-up and there’s not necessarily any expectation that you’ll see them again; someone you’re actually dating should know better! Don’t settle even if you’re a corpse!

That’s a fair point, but this is Tumblr Discourse™ so I feel obligated to say:

@akatonbo is a vitalist asshole followers should block and report

Aaaannnnndddd here it is. I’m honestly shocked that it took 12 hours for me to get this ask.

No anon, I do not support necrophilia. I’m just incapable of resisting the urge to be absurd.