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happy partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams day!

Is Pole Dance the same as Stripping?

I get a lot of comments saying something like “bro is a striper” (usually when a post breaks containment), so thought I might as well address the topic!

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I can’t believe one of the plot points in Hannibal was that he couldn’t get Will pregnant so he baby trapped him with a teenager? I feel like he could have asked him to dinner before he tried all that.

#at this point i swear yall are just trolling us

Murder Family <3

#and his mizumono c-section scar...

Hannibal's gift to Will

#truly insane show i love it so dearly #i know he can’t technically get Will pregnant but I also know that he tried his best ☺️ and that’s all that matters

I'm genuinely losing it at this tag

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

“We are here, and this is now.” Constable Visit, a strict believer in the Omnian religion, occasionally quoted that from their holy book. Vimes understood it to mean, in less exalted copper speak, that you have to do the job that is in front of you.

--Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

"It shouldn't be like this."

"There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do."

--Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

San Sebastián by Aurelio Cabrera y Gallardo (1870-1936).

Municipal Museum of Fine Arts of Santa Cruz de Tenerife

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

bleeding is the most fun a boy can have without taking his clothes off

Agatha helping Billy to reincarnate Tommy, but realizes what would happen to Tommy Shepherd's family

The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

Man if I heard that shit while descending upon a strange land with my brethren I'd straight up dig a hole to die in right the and there, fuck the emperor fuck the gods that's a warning straight from the bones of an older evil and whatever is coming is worse than death

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.

What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.

this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy

yknow what im just leaving this whole tag thread out here

idk about other countries, but in the Australian Antarctic Expedition, this is only true if you're the expedition doctor

I was not ready for the husband's costume

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

1993 | dir. Henry Selick

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Photos I recently took at 3am

very much in favor of letting characters keep their life-changing injuries, no matter the severity. reject using magic as a cure-all for every bad thing that ever happens. let the characters suffer. let them realize they’ll never be the same again for the rest of their long, immortal lives. force them to come to terms with everything that was stolen from them. make them struggle and fight tooth and nail to rebuild themselves into something new and different. AND BY GODS MAKE IT HURT.