sloth unleashed

that headline

(via Pork found in Ikea's moose lasagna - Yahoo! News)

so many questions...

(via Ikea Will Not Let You Try Its Horse Meatballs -- Daily Intelligencer)

I read the story about the horsemeat in the meatballs. I was wondering if they were selling that at the Brooklyn Ikea. Well, actually no, it was actually fourteen countries in Europe that it affected. And those countries did pull their meatballs from their shelves, but it's not affecting the U.S.

So, if I wanted to eat one of those, could Ikea in Brooklyn order it for me? Could we order ... what? The meatballs?

Yeah, if I wanted to try it, with horsemeat in it.  Right, no. The United States, we're not supposed to be selling horsemeat.

Oh, I see. Okay.

Okay, thanks. You're welcome, sir.

(via Maybe Relax a Little | FOUND Magazine)

"I found this in the IKEA parking lot on Black Friday."