absolutely insane shit happening on twitter

ALSO, supposedly there's a follow-up! I don't have Twitter and have only seen this one posted one place so I dunno if it's real.

Crying at this interaction 😭😭😭

a random assortment of my tweets on house md. guys this show so ruining my life

Miku binder Thomas Jefferson has hit the Pentagon (Daveed Diggs inner circle)

Companion to:

hey what the fuck is happening in Brasil with twitter

it's banned for not taking down accounts that our country justice system requested (most of those were nazis)

do you guys have any other options?

we can use any other platform besides twitter, most of us are going to Bluesky or threads (tumblr, ofc, is safe, but no one is coming here lol).

I want to add: The demand was to take down accounts that spread fake news during covid and far-right accounts who were using the platform to call to arms the right wings to attempt a violent coup after the 2021 election that ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE [x] (and, luckily, failed). Twitter was also owning us 3.6 Million dollars in fines over a different issue.

Instead of complying, twitter shut down it's Brazilian headquarters, firing ever single worker without notice. Any company providing a service in Brazil must have a brazilian representative to make sure it complies with our law, and twitter no longer does.

Not only that, but Musk himself started to spread fake news about our elections, literally and explicitly accusing our minister of justice of election fraud. The narrativer he is trying to build is that Brazil is in some sort of dictatorship and is against free speech when, again, the issue is people doing online crimes.

He also tagged him and threatening him with jail using an AI picture of him and compared him to Voldemort and Darth Vader in multiple occasions. Musk is, in fact, that pathetic.

hello everyone, i have funny updates.

So, after Brazil banned twitter, Musk created a profiled called "Alexandre Files" to expose the "crimes" of judge Alexandre de Moraes. You know. Like teens do exposed in ship wars.

His first publication was the official Brazilian rulling and it's full request. So far this document had been private so we knew what it asked for but not the details - so not to doxx the people whose accounts shouldve been taken down.

So far we didn't know how many accounts had to be taken down. Now we do.

Seven.

Seven Twitter accounts. All of this because Musk didn't want to lock seven people out of their accounts.

And the BEST PART is that he leaked the documents without blurring any information, essentially doxxing those 7 people to all twitter!

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

Forever iconic rebeca andrade saying "I don't use glasses during the presentation, and I cannot see anything of what I'm doing, I'm going with vibe actually."

Meet the Vampire Lestat + tweets and text posts

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

Made me think of this post

don't give up