Old Hollywood actresses + The Onion headlines
Old Hollywood stan language
- *in the voice of the girl holding the album from the JLo/Mariah video* “MARILYN CANT ACT!! MARILYN CANT ACT!!!”
- “Honestly you wish your fave was as relevant as James Stewart cannot relate”
- “SILENT FILMS ARE SUPERIOR BECAUSE THE ACTORS HAD TO DO MORE TO CONVEY THEIR FEELINGS THE GIRLS TODAY JUST ARENT DOING IT”
- “Anyway Audrey Hepburn has done more good for mankind than Ghandi himself”
- “Katharine Hepburn invented acting”
- “imagine willingly stanning someone who betrayed their best friend because they wanted to fuck her husband. choke. Elizabeth Taylor fans don’t interact”