Taskmaster, season 16 episode 1: The Natural Friends
[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Lucy Beaumont hurries past Alex Horne outside a house. She shouts, "Lovely legs, sir!" Alex, who's wearing a white bath robe, looks worriedly over his shoulder as he heads indoors. A big sign over the door reads "TASKMASTER HOTEL". End ID.]
[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. A ring doughnut stands upright on a tabletop, as Lucy Beaumont reads from a piece of paper, "Do something shocking but family-friendly with this doughnut." Looking thoughtful, she says, "Oh, 'cause I mean, obviously, you would want to put it on a penis, wouldn't you?" End ID.]
[ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. Lucy Beaumont sits in a garden shed, blowing forlornly into a French horn that's resting on her lap. The subtitles say, "PLAYS FLAT NOTE". End ID.]
[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne lies on a sofa in a dark room, wearing a mask of a duck's head. Lucy Beaumont, hooded and wearing Hula Hoops on her fingers, shines a torch onto his shoulder. She says, "Ooh, there's a lizard! Oh, that's a funny tattoo. Little tattoos from the 1990s." She mimes feeding Hula Hoops to the tattoo, which is the silhouette of a lizard. Later, in the studio, Greg Davies says, "I absolutely loved the aside of pointing out that Alex has had a tattoo done in the 1990s!" Lucy says with a grin, "I was so shocked to see it." End ID.]
[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Lucy Beaumont sits at a table as Alex Horne asks from off-screen, "What sort of cool things do you want?" Lucy says, "Erm, do you have a skateboard?" Alex replies, "I think we do." Lucy asks hopefully, "A big reefer?" Alex says, "I don't think we have that." End ID.]
[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Lucy Beaumont says, "The thing is, about the Yorkshire puddings, they're a bowl." Looking resigned, Greg Davies says, "OK." Lucy continues, "I like putting Greek yoghurt in them." Sue Perkins looks at her with open-mouthed concern as the audience exclaims. Greg says, "It's like she doesn't want to win." End ID.]
[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies quotes, "Lucy, 'Best not to do Monet.'" Lucy Beaumont explains, "'Cause it's got lots of little dots on it, hasn't it? Lots of bits." Greg says pensively, "I suppose. Especially as his eyesight was failing of course, as well." Lucy asks, "Did he lose his ear?" Greg says, "No, different guy." End ID.]
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LUCY BEAUMONT Taskmaster 16x10 'Always Forks and Marbles'
Taskmaster Series 16 Episode 10 - Always Forks and Marbles
Julian shooing Alex Qrs off was somehow the perfect ending to the Taskmaster Hotel task.
[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Lucy Beaumont says, "Ah, it's... a b-urrp. Buhr. Be-ack. A beep-ap." Greg Davies says suspiciously, "I feel like something's happened to me. Has something happened?" End ID.]
I didn't take any of it in at all. We know.
Lucy Beaumont during the live task of TASKMASTER • 16x09
Taskmaster Series 16 Episode 9 - Fagin at the Disco
They've been asked to bring in the bit of old crap that Greg likes the best. We all know Greg likes old crap, but what old crap does Greg like best?
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