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my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old
Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier
50 First Doses
You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
what about average naturals huh? some real home grown staple crop type of titty. it aint all trying to blue ribbon at the fair you know
As far as I’m concerned, all titties get the blue ribbon
that s not how the fair works
Oh yeah? Then I’m gonna make my OWN fair! With titty ribbons, and beautiful women
can i come to your fair it sounds cooler
mine just has all these fucking lettus andf carrots
tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"
Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald
medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes
HOOOOOOLY SHIT I FOUND IT
Every time Olive meows, Pudding seems shocked at the level of sound that comes out of her.
🎃🐈⬛ black cat and pumpkin pngs 🐈⬛🎃
Adding my boy
