Power to the People who Punish Bad Cinema!

I’ll probably swim through a few lagoons, I’ll have a spring in my step and I’ll get there soon to sing you a happy tune… Tomorrow and you better bring a change of clothes, so we can sail our laughing pianos along a beam of light… But I’m quite alright hiding tonight.

Richard Ayoade and Yasmin Paige while filming Submarine (2010)

Jordana Bevan’s only real flaws are her sporadic bouts of eczema. Other than that, she has many qualities. She never speaks about herself. She could be anything. Perhaps she’s a Fabian. That would make her a socialist who advocates gradual change. She’s moderately unpopular, which makes a romance between us more likely…

“Jordana and I enjoyed a glorious atavistic, fortnight of lovemakin’; humiliatin’ teachers and bullies in the week. I have already turned these moments into the Super-8 footage of memory.” -Oliver Tate, Submarine (2010) Richard Ayoade