Yes, this happened

Reno, are you being sardonic? (i looked that up)

NEVER drug someone else IRL! It's not cool...just use your words, fool! (via Cyanide & Happiness #3517 - Explosm.net)

omg this made me bronchitis cough-laugh. i love this stupid dog.

lol for truth (via Romeo & Juliet: Life After The Honeymoon [Comic])

usually i ask for a lizard

tee hee

Stop saying no, Blaze!

cats...you know i love em!

i don't see the issue

This list is funny, but her neighbor is also an asshole.

I loled, especially at the guy actually throwing a dog into the water, because why are you throwing that dog in the water?

Two can play at this game, Takei.

(via 1)

Poor kid...he ate too much food and is worried about the health of the potty. Isn't that thoughtful?

this is called "the saddest bank robbery foot chase in history". My favorite part is the pigeon.