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man you guys have got to stop getting mad at people for tagging your post as whatever annoying thing. tags used to be sacred. you weren't supposed to see it. it's the culture. "Stop tagging this as [character]". No!! You have no right to make demands on me!! I can do whatever I want in the tags. Just cause Tumblr decided to set up a camera in my house and broadcast it live doesn't mean you get to make fun of me for going "wheee!!!" when I get into bed it's my fucking house and my fucking business!!!!!

#'why are people being annoying' ma'am you're on the Being Annoying Website

my body’s check engine light is on

You’ve heard of “brought characters into a situation, now you don’t know how to get them out”—now get ready for: You know exactly how to get the characters out of this situation, but you have no idea how to get them into it.

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

Why would you abandon this in the tags? 

[id: tumblr tags

#bro I have to make sure I get to my OWN vet visits #I have to push mySELF into a carrier #and I DON’T want to get in the carrier]

SHADOWHUNTERS + text posts 4/∞ | Malec Edition

“My OTP is too good for this stupid show.” a tragic story written by me

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

Daily reminder to add something when you reblog from a creator because it really matters! Small creators never get enough positive feedback

first person fic: I-

me: I did nothing. you are not me. fuck you.

second person fic: 

YOU

me: oh shit maybe i did do that

this is my most controversial post

Thief, Hacker, Hitter: A Chaotic OT3 ✔ 

(Also, Eliot’s job is never done.)

Inspired by this post 

Also, this post with tags from @halfgap​

BONUS: Hardison getting dragged into the crazy

Me after blocking people for just being annoying

Uh oh all the gays are on!!! You know what that means!!!  Time for the same 8 posts for the next hour!!!

If you don’t reblog this you’re a person who didn’t reblog this.

Glad I don't have the relationship with my followers where they feel comfortable sending me anons criticizing some inane bullshit I posted or reblogged. I see people get messages like that and it's just like your really gonna tolerate insubordination like that?