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@mrs-mikko-rantanen

Griz, she/her. 25 years old, Kitchen Wench. Colorado Avalanche. Craftblr in the off season. Just trying to survive. Very occasionally I'll post about my ocs like more than 2 people care about them.
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I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

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