new hotline, who bling?

“too little too late” by jojo was way too raw for 11 year old me to handle honestly who hurt her

Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

galaxy brain “hotel california is a negative yelp review with a 2 minute guitar solo”

Today is a very important day

Raccoon dog / エゾタヌキ (by yanoks48)

looks like a nerd.

you take that back….

someone fed him a pickle

mushrooms are very powerful. I would trust a mushroom before I would trust any man.

Paul Rudd is a snack with no expiration date pass it on

are we human

or are we dentists

Quick question is anything real

why is this peak comedy to me

i feel like i made myself up

You did! You do! Every day! Every minute!

Maybe the real self was what we constructed along the way

im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet