The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation
One of my writing teachers in community college told me that the first step of writing fiction was to run a character up a tree, and the second step was to throw rocks at him. Words to live by
My other car is a rainbow trout
I saw a t-shirt that had this lyric and a capybara and I needed the crab version 🦀
official crab post
HELL YEAH IT IS
pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it
A little girl who knows her stuff..
That frog, if it is a real frog, looks very confused.
I love everything about this.
@headspacedad Is this true? Because I love the concept of bunnies practically flipping the bird
this is TRUE!
Rabbits rely on body language for the majority of their communication. They also rely on manners in a way that would make the Heian Era aristocrats look uncultured. And you don’t get manner dictates like that without ALSO knowing how to be passive-aggressive with them.
Rabbit flops are super vulnerable for a bunny. Their stomachs are exposed and they’re in a position that means if danger shows up they have to waste precious seconds getting up before they can sprint for safety. A rabbit flop means both ‘I’m so happy I can’t contain it’ and ‘I feel so safe I am going to be vulnerable and really let go’. Rabbit owners love seeing it. It means that your bun really does feel that safe around you. It’s a pretty high compliment from an animal that knows everyone’s out to kill them.
However -
it can also be used passive aggressively in the ‘you mean so little to me you’re not even worth acknowledging as existing’. It’s right on the same level as walking into a room and greeting everyone but one person. An enemy rabbit would be a threat. This rabbit? This rabbit isn’t even important enough to be a threat. They’re a nobunny and so I will flop because there is nothing in the area worthy enough to bother being aware of.
To humans it can look very much the same but trust me, the bunnies know exactly which is which.
they call me doctor worm. good morning how are you i’m doctor worm
lots of doctor worms here tonight i see
meant to say doctor worm fans. i guess we can all be doctor worm. good morning how are you we’re doctor worm
Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”
Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”
hold on i have to read the Silmarillion real quick
yeah this is funny
braver than any US marine
I love the new timestamp feature. Instantly see that it did indeed take nearly a month to reply.
tumblr users not immune to weird guy in a river
I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins
shut up
This man is actually willy Wonka and he needs to be stopped. Someone needs to stop him. This is out of control.
Mothrfucker made a hinge out of chocolate
