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Welcome to mrjocrafter

20 | EN: any pronouns but they (more pronoun details) | ES: él/ella | EO: ĝi/ĝin/ĝia (+ ri/rin/ria aux) | pansexual & polyamorous cis guy

i’m the one and only mrjocrafter / sinjorojocrafter. you can call me jo or jocrafter.

there is no set theme to this blog. i will post and/or reblog whatever i want!

mostly sfw! i tag #suggestive and #nsfw

anyone can interact, but right wingers, TERFs & transphobes, antisemites, antis, and other sorts of bigots will be mocked! anyone else, have a good day!

enjoy your stay!

something paranoia inducing (but funny) under the cut

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

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supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

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tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

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stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

Thats literally how mythology happens btw

Thats literally

how mythology happens

btw

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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One of the reasons I like RWBY so much is that it's basically the only major positive export / cultural contribution my homeland (Texas) has had since I've been alive, and possibly for over 30 years.

A near-mainstream unapologetically queer, proudly unique, multiculturally-influenced show, that survived the tragic death of its creator, the death of the company that originally produced it, and a sustained and ongoing hate campaign spurred by dudebro chauvinists and pseudoprogressive MediaCrits alike. A veritable miracle, in an era of increasing repression and division, coming out of the American South's AnCap dystopia.

Also, it's really good. If you haven't, go watch it. And if you have, let's look forward to future RWBY under Viz Media.

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boccher

sorry i woke up in my rantsona. but like seriously isn't it fucking twisted that every child in almost every country are basically legal property of their parents. like their parents have complete control over where they can go, who they can talk to, which words out of their mouth are truth or lies; they're allowed, encouraged even, to be the sole interface by which the child connects to everything else in this world. like isnt that extraordinary. like how is it a mystery to anyone that children are constantly dying under parental abuse or growing up into utterly dysfunctional traumatised adults. why are we talking about these nebulous narratives of "the unstoppable and nuanced cycle of abuse" instead of looking straight at the reality we've built specifically for this purpose

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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Moreover, overpopulation is an ecofascist myth specifically scapegoating ‘developing’ nations in the global south for climate disaster.

In reality, populations only rise so sharply as people begin to receive better access to healthcare and maternal and infant mortality in particular decrease. Eventually, as healthcare access is more evenly distributed through a population and people on a larger scale are able to access family planning care, the population stops increasing and levels out and decreases.

Which is why so-called ‘developed’ are all now manufacturing a crisis about population decline and not having enough bodies to fill out the labor force while simultaneously fearmongering about overpopulation in racialized groups. It’s eugenics shit.

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gaysie

do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles

actually pheromone sensing works differently from normal olfaction, since humans in our world don’t have a functioning vomeronasal organ (VNO), we don’t have any data on how covid-19 would affect a functioning VNO in omegaverse AUs

Actually there is evidence that covid probably would affect the VNO and it stands to reason would accordingly impair its function. Briefly:

  • SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes covid, can only infect cells expressing a certain protein called ACE2
  • ACE2 is expressed widely in nasal cavity epithelial cells but not in olfactory sensory neurons. 
  • Seo et al. (2021) studied potential nasal targets for SARS-CoV-2 using golden hamsters as a model organism (commonly used as a proxy for humans in virology studies)
  • They found ACE2 expression in the main olfactory bulb epithelium (MOE, your “normal” nose organ) as well as the vomeronasal organ (VNO)
  • Several cell types in the VNO were able to be infected and they also found significant inflammatory activity (macrophage activation, apoptotic cells, etc) 
  • The specifics of how covid actually causes dysosmia are not known for sure but epithelial damage by local inflammatory immune responses likely plays a role, especially because sensory neurons themselves are not affected (Bilinska, & Butowt, 2020). Therefore I would suggest a potential similar effect of VNO dysfunction as we see in the main olfactory bulb
  • From Seo et al.: “Considering the function of the VNO, infection and subsequent pathologic changes may affect the behavior of Syrian hamsters”
  • If it stands to reason that omegaverse individuals have functioning VNOs similar to members of the animal kingdom, then it is more than reasonable to conclude that covid may cause them to lose not only their main olfactory function, but also their VNO function as well
  •  References: (1) (2)

In conclusion the omegaverse economy IS in shambles.

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mahalidael

OP this is very well-written but im still hung up on how you came onstage dressed as a clown only to tear off the costume and reveal yourself as a biologist

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I am thinking about concept of sieges so long that besiegers just settle and forget about war and become defacto suburbs of biesieged city.

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That's a funny concept to imagine

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mrjocrafter

I had/have several cities like this in my Minecraft roleplays.

The besieged city just stays there forever behind its walls and well supplied and the infrastructure from the siege just becomes part of the city long term.

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immaplatypus

this is apparently slowly happening with anything made by another company but distributed by netflix.

they're apparently pulling all dreamworks originals and have already pulled a lot of the ones that are spin-offs of movies. like, they're gone. already. with little to no fanfare.

and that means the original-originals are next, like Voltron, but eventually also things like Tales of Arcadia (Trollhunters), Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts, Camp Cretaceous, and yes...even She-ra

it seems like dreamworks is trying to migrate exclusively to peacock, but looking at their animation slate it seems like only new slows are premiering there, not the old ones discontinued by netflix.

i also wouldn't be surprised if this ended up happening to sony films that ended up being put out by netflix, like Mitchells vs the Machines or Vivo. not to fearmonger on that one though--there's no concrete announcement of any of that leaving--but animated films like The Little Prince, which got a theatrical release overseas but a netflix distribution in america, have already quietly vanished from the platform. what's next?

yes, it's laughable that voltron is the first on-the-map animated original getting pulled from netflix (talk about bittersweet) but like. the lost media pile is growing at an alarming rate. even if they move the shows to peacock (and that's a BIG if), how soon until they get sacked there? their run is complete. they're old. they're not as popular as they used to be. if it's not profitable, they're not going to last.

anyways, physical media is a blessing and worth hoarding like a gosh darn dragon. or like a giant robot lion. whatever floats your boat

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file-saver

@immaplatypus didn’t mention this, but there’s still plenty of time to watch/save kipo & she-ra, unlike voltron. the dreamworks originals that are on netflix are under contract to be removed 6 years after their final season airs. this means that she-ra will be around until around spring of 2026, and kipo until around fall of 2026.

you can download all episodes of voltron here, and she-ra here. unfortunately, i don’t have an easy way to get kipo, except for torrenting (which i did myself, but the series might be in too high quality to upload, unsure though).

you might be able to ask @lawfully-abiding-citizen to rip it off and put it on mega near or before it’s at risk of being removed, unless they’re busy with higher priorities on a related list of shows to do that with.

Hey, hey. What the actual FUCK.

This is what I mean when I say that you should always save your faves on a physical external device. I don't care how safe you think your favorite show is on a streaming service, this can happen at any moment without warning. But, if it's on something like a flashdrive, you don't have to worry about this happening. Since there seems to be some time before something happens to shows like She-Ra and Kipo, I'll keep those on my later list but this is abysmal and I feel like I'm going to start to bite people.

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charrfie

Chimera

Acrylic on canvas, August 2024

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teaboot

ACRYLIC ON CANVAS????

Rebloging with my own previous tags above again because i forgot to mention some stuff

Genuinely some of the kindest compliments I've ever received on a piece of my art; I had to reblog so I could thank you!!!! Means more than I can say when people type up whole paragraphs abt something I created. I'm very happy it means something to you. Thought I'd answer your question in the meantime: this was done on a 12x24 canvas, if I recall correctly! So, decently sized, but not too huge (cannot imagine the hell that would be). I spent roughly 2 weeks nonstop working on this I'd say? Put some major crunch time in due to the exhibition it was for being way closer than initially anticipated lol. And I did have to custom color mix all my colors ^^;; definitely took a huge chunk of my time.... but not quite as much as me having to redo a lot of my line art that kept getting painted over haha. Fun fact for you! The blue background is actually just the initial wash i had planned to put over everything! I planned to go back over it fully, and thicken it, but winded up liking the wash look too much so I kept it. Thank you again for being so nice

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