im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes

“i baked you a pie”

“oh boy! what flavor?”

I fucking love re-reading the first acts of homestuck like. It’s so funny

Rose: the world is ending, and meteors are raining down outside.

Dave:

deadass?

Promoted

She ain’t have to kick Apple’s wig around like that

me hearing the hit coldplay banger, viva la vida: nice

my 2012 hell brain:

Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life

i take back every post ive ever made because THIS is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my whole entire life

honestly such a power move to headcanon popular cartoon characters belonging to homophobic/transphobic creators as gay and/or trans knowing it definitely makes them seethe in rage

what I’m saying is danny phantom is trans and butch hartman can’t do jackshit about it

good evening! what the fuck

the fact op is a sneeze fetish blog just makes this infinitely funnier

this post steadily paralyzed my body like a neurotoxin

“Технически, я не ходил по столу”…

I’m gonna shit a brick.

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

promo me my school sucks ass