ﾟ･*.KaijuuWaifu.*･ﾟ

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

happy one decade to the original post

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

My current collection of Russian shawls and scarves~

I just got the Orenburg warm shawl in the mail yesterday. I wore it today and it's very cozy and soft ❣╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯❣ It's much more blue than the photo.

The two Posad shawls are 'Bracelet' and 'The Glorious Future'. The headscarf I'm not sure, I thrifted it but it's wool. It's very warm on the head, despite being thin.

Cardcaptor Sakura postcard for July’s patrons!

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

starting a collection

cant believe i missed this one

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

*disappointed voice* aww man. . . he didn't put any of his pussy into this.

I keep trying to Jane Goodall my way into the local gnome population so I can start gnome posting but i think they know my nefarious plots…

Fuck. I’ll never recover from this. I just got #gargameled

Now I'm no media literacy expert, but I think the "people base their knowledge of world events off headlines" problem would probably go down significantly if you could read more than the headline and first two paragraphs of an article without hitting a paywall

Frustrating thing about tumblr is its not mandatory to see timestamps on posts. If you arent using them in this day and age, youre at risk of not understanding the context of a post or that the information on it may be out of date. I dont think this will reach a wide audience but if you dont have timestamps enabled go to your general settings->dashboard settings and turn timestamps on so you can see when a post written like it’s breaking news is actually from 2017.

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them

If I see a tag like this I am GOING to follow you back, I’m sorry that’s just my style of humor.

i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

tags from @umamidjezhda because LITERALLY