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the signs at hogwarts

Aries: "when do we go hogsmeade again? i need a new wizards chess set"
Taurus: "guess what? i found out the password to the kitchen"
Gemini: plays too many pranks
Cancer: complains that mattresses arent comfortable enough.
Leo: fails everything except DADA
Virgo: sneaks out a night just to read books in the restricted section
Libra: the "nice" slytherin
Scorpio: the "mean" hufflepuff
Sagittarius: is the prefect that kinda lets everyone just do what they want
Capricorn: punches gemini in the face
Aquarius: "When chocolate frogs escape, where do they go?"
Pisces: *while crying* room of requirement opens to reveal several boxes of tissues
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sansqstark

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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digivolvin

man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.

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my love for peggy carter has passed my love for continuity.  Like, put Hayley Atwell in every Marvel movie.  Takes place in a different country?  Doesn’t matter, put her in it.  Take place 70 years after her time?  Doesn’t matter, put her in it.  Takes place on another fucking planet?  Doesn’t matter, put her in it.

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Me listening to Defying Gravity on the album

Glinda & Elphaba: "I hope you're happy my friend...."
Me: *pauses it*
Me: ITS NOT HER
Me: SHE HAD NOTHING TO WITH IT
Me: I'M THE ONE YOU WANT ITS ME
Me: Elphie!!
Me: ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: *presses play*
Elphaba: "SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO WESTERN SKY...."
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