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yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that

The term "Privilege" is for people who have Everything, not Anything. "Driving is a Privilege" is one i hear a lot but that's an Anything statement, any dickhead can drive (i live in NY, is a FACT) but not any dickhead can get away with 1st degree man slaughter. If you or your Father/Mother are Rich/Influential enough shit don't even make the 5pm news. THIS IS A FACT.

i think you're taking this post into "if you're alive you're inherently privileged" territory when i more meant in the way of "getting older isn't scary, it's literally a gift to be able to even age, not a guarantee" territory

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

via @seafoamplant​​

via @armchair-factotum

couldn’t agree more

Im dying @doritoprincess

Someone voice acted all this and it’s AMAZING

https://twitter.com/getgianni/status/1463598506371948544?s=21

Somebody made an entire episode.

Ok so. Who else got hard 😂😂😂😂🤣🤭🤔🫢😜🫣😜🤒🤒🤕

Did anyone else get hard 😂😂😅😬😭🤒🤔😥😛😏😃😁🫣🙂🤪😋😅🤫🫢

Any hardies 🙂

No 👎

Don't even worry about all that

Most people are 26 years old

this came to me in a vision

Footjob?

Customer: MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME DMV: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP Verdict: DENIED