damien karras you will always be iconic

this perfectly encapsulates the online experience

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

'It's Genetic' by Kyle Baker

thinking about this scene again

reblogging this from myself because im ONCE AGAIN on a yugioh kick, and also because, this fucking post has been in my notifications for over a year, every day!!

please watch this scene from Selfie From Hell thank you

what am I gonna do? play de getarr?

see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT 

no I lovie

If you haven’t seen this episode of Make Some Noise yet, do yourself a favor and watch it over on Dropout

This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

He’s literally worse than the joker

deep space nine edited as the twilight baseball scene

writing tip make every character have a scene where they stand in front of a mirror and have an internal monologue describing their own naked body it can’t go wrong

The funeral director stood in front of the mirror, staring dolefully at his naked reflection. He had never been handsome, even in his youth, but he liked to think he looked exactly as a funeral director should: gaunt and gray, like a faded autopsy photograph or a particularly well-preserved mummy.

In another life, with a little luck, he might have made a name for himself in Hollywood as a successful character actor. He could have had a vibrant career on the silver screen, playing funeral directors or mummies.

He dropped his gaze to the mat of gray hair at his groin. Even that was thinning with age. If he lived long enough, one day he’d see himself as bare down there as a porn star.

Now there’s an idea, he thought and laughed aloud. I can see it now: ‘Smooth geriatric undertaker fills deep hole’. He’d spent enough time on the Internet to know that someone, somewhere would be thrilled and sexually captivated by his pornographic career—not necessarily someone he’d ever want to meet, but it was still a comfort to think that they were out there, utterly consumed with theoretical lust.

“This one’s for you, darling,” he said out loud, and did a ridiculous little thrust with his pelvis that made his joints creak. I sound like a goddamn haunted house, he thought.

now how about you dont do that instead, l think thatd be a good idea

i haven’t even gotten to a description of his cock and you’re ready to jump ship? fuck you

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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