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blood-sweat-and-100-bears

Anonymous asked:

"A person's list of hockey players they despise will tell you way more about them than their list of favorites."

Which players do you hate?

blood-sweat-and-100-bears answered:

There are deplorable ones I genuinely would kick right the fuck out of the NHL if I could (think Patrick Kane, Milan Lucic, and the scum of the earth players from the WJC2018 who are currently under investigation) but these types are the players I truly, absolutely, beyond a shadow of a doubt hate hate hate.

The other ones are in layers of hate that is mostly just hockey rivalry or I don't like their stupid face for some reason or other. It's arbitrary. Mostly. Oh, and if they're facing one of my teams, all is fair in love and war and they're the enemy. I love Linus Ullmark with my entire fucking heart, but that one game where the Avs played the Senators and Linus was in net for like a total of ten minutes through that weird skate blade issue? Nope. I shut that all down and wanted my players to score on him every single time they had possession of the puck. But it's only until the end of the game, and then I can go back to loving them again.

Anyway, I have a list of players I can't stand and would yeet into an active volcano and not even blink for one crunchy Cheeto:

I'm sorry if your favorite player is on this list. Just know that it's petty and I know it's petty but I hate em anyways

Vince Dunn has a slapable face. He would be the first to be yeeted into the active volcano.
So would Matt Duchene. If I never saw him celly again it would be too soon. He literally has douche in his name and it's so fitting. Byeeee.
Matt Dumba. He's an annoying asshole and I don't like his playing style.
Moritz Seider. I haven't forgiven him for knocking Ross Colton into Zach Parise and Parise being out for like four games or all those Olympic Style dives he takes to draw penalties. I literally thought Charlie McAvoy was going to blow a blood vessel on his neck on NYE last year. Seider always goes down then stands looking like one of those puppies in the ASPCA commercial with the Sarah McLachlan music. Into the volcano.
Matthew Tkachuk and his little chew toy and how he's the most cowardly player in the entire NHL. The only time he's actually willing to join a scrum is when his tougher teammates are already tussling with an opposing player and he can join in, or when it's someone like Connor Bedard or David Pastrňák. Actually, I would throw him into the volcano first. YEET.

Jamie Benn. He's dirty as fuck and he also gives me the creeps for some reason. Into the volcano.
Max Domi. He looks like gollum and he's annoying as fuck. Also into the volcano.
Jacob Trouba. He's akso dirty as fuck and has gotten away with far too much. I will never forgive him for that baseball swing against Trent Frederic's head in that game after Thanksgiving last season. Get into the volcano.
Alex Ovechkin. I don't like him or his stupid face. Hop on into the volcano.
Nikita Kucherov. I don't like him and I would also yeet him straight into the volcano.
Claude Giroux. He's also annoying. YEET.
Bo Horvat. Big douche energy. Can't stand him.
Last but not least, and this might be controversial, but I don't like Wayne Gretzky. He has douche vibes and I don't care how many records he has, I don't like him. Phenomenonal hockey player, but get into the volcano.