Have we as a society forgotten our roots?!? How is there not a single Steve Harrington Curse of Obedience/Ella Enchanted au on ao3!?!
Lavender marriage Stobin and Eddie/Nancy moving into a pair of semi-detached houses as strangers, gradually realising they're both lavender marriages and their respective partners are incredibly attractive and available...
ft lots of pining, misunderstandings, unconventional flirting, and eventually either knocking the adjoining wall down or at least adding a door so they can be with the people they want to be with.