it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

C

A

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

dadadada despacito

ra-ra-Rasputin

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal

H O T T O G O

YOU CAN TAKE ME-

I AM THE MONSTER RAWR RAWR RAWR

grandma got run over by a reindeer

BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE

I kissed a girl and I liked ittttt!

AS HE LOST HIS MIND, CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND?

So, how about we all make a start on the whole “being dead” thing?

I am a fish inside a bird cage, my brother always sings me songs—

I KNOW SHE’S GONNA SCREAM GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

YOUR A PINK PONY GIRL-

YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT-TO-GO!

DEVIL TOWN IS COLDER IN THE SUMMER TIME

ILL LOSE MY MIND AT LEAST ANOTHER THOUSAND TIMES

…

I hear Jerusalem bells-a ringing-

Water water

Everywhere that you can see..

Reference link

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER

NEVER REALLY KNOW WHO YOU CAN TRUST

Country roads, take me home,

To the place I belong,

West Virginia, mountain mama-

BABY WE BUILT THIS HOUSE ON MEMORIES

Sweet dreams are made of this! Who am I to disagree? I traveled the world and the seven seas-

-I CANT SEE MYSELF WITH NOBODY BUT YOU, FOR ALL MY LIIIFFEEEE

There’s a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it

Is this thanks that I get for putting you bitches on? Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?

Can’t keep my extra senses charged for very long! Can’t tell you that you’re wrong, so very wrong-

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

the whiplash of these notes

Reading the notes like

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

anthy himemeiya but she is a burger. the anthy burger.

this actually has great narrative significance. You see, in Nanami’s Cowbell, and in the egg episode, where Nanami fears that others will view her as an animal, as something to be consumed, she is likening herself as a burger (cow burger) as a symbol of the way women are expected to be appetizing, and consumed recklessly without thought for their livelihoods under the patriarchy. Anthy is Nanami’s essential foil- she too is compared to an animal, and is to be consumed by whoever becomes engaged to her. While she loves animals, others are not above treating her as one- her and Nanami are one and the same. In considering the Anthy burger, you must also consider the Nanami burger

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

ok so I want people to appreciate the Absolutely Surreal experience I had with Heaven Will Be Mine so let me post a timeline of this:

April 15th: I buy Heaven Will Be Mine and read Pluto's route. For future context: Pluto's route is the only one that does *not* mention Halimede by name.

April 17th: I learn about the Twitter account @HalimedeMF when this is posted on a discord I'm in:

I am bemused and decide to check the account out. I initially assumed it was a parody account. After 2 minutes of scrolling through tweets I am not sure anymore. After 5 minutes I decide that this is too self-aware to not be a bit, but just. What a bizarre bit to be this dedicated to? I end up far, far more bemused than I was when I saw that first tweet.

April 18th: I see this post on Tumblr:

So already we're in "funny coincidence" territory, seeing this the day after learning about the account in the first place. But then--

April 21st: I continue Heaven Will Be Mine, starting Luna-Terra's route. It's mentioned she has an ex named Halimede. I dismiss this as a moderately amusing coincidence.

April 26th: I continue Luna-Terra's route, having left off a third of the way through. A couple chapters before the end of the story, I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on what's going on, but I'm trying to figure out what's up with this Halimede girl.

So imagine my surprise when I get to the last chapter, and Halimede has speaking lines, and I RECOGNIZE HER PORTRAIT FROM TWITTER

what the fuck. what the fuck? I. I don't know how to process this. I don't know what to say about this? I. what.

Halimede interacts with one of her creators, the artist of HWBM

oh no that's got nothing to do with your blood pressure they're just testing your mental maths skills. 1.4 recurring for this example

(/j)

Who let this thing into my home

This fur… it’s so large and fluffy… could this be an alpaca

Aaaaaaa!!! Its head is the size of my hand!! Monstrous!!!

AH FUCK THERES ANOTHER ONE

Who let this thing into my home

This fur… it’s so large and fluffy… could this be an alpaca

Aaaaaaa!!! Its head is the size of my hand!! Monstrous!!!