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Don't you see? We are dying.

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Hello. My name is Hanka. I'm over 30.  This is multifandom blog but you'll find mostly Doctor Who, Hannibal and Lucifer here | Previously Stupidape, I'm still tracking it, if you want to tag me
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annevbonny

“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

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I don’t know how to explain this well…but I’m 30 years old and I feel like I’ve had to ‘sacrifice’ my entire adult life to unprecedented times, the pandemic and daily anxiety over hateful politicians and whatever rights they want to take away on any given day and I’m just so fucking tired

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mag200

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

The Hobbits have spent generations making their roads complex af to keep Gandalf out

Theory accepted 

Which is also why Gandalf is always late

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ivanaskye

but of course this is the absolute Least successful way to keep GANDALF of all people out, because-

  1. it’s a challenge
  2. that WON’T potentially kill him

which is really in short supply lately.

so while the hobbits think they are being hostile. what they are actually saying in Gandalf-speak is “please come back. we love you.”

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heyhosers

Gandalf needs environmental enrichment

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