My contribution to @bitchesuntitled GET DIETER SOBER event!

Or the Dieter Bravo Pee Wee’s Playhouse au.

Thanks @schnarfer for the puppet Pedro photo 😂

Why can I see this being what Dieter Bravo got famous for though?! 🤣🤣🤣

That is now my headcanon 😂

Dave, it’s a trap, don’t go

Higher Love - a HOME oneshot

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Dieter heard the front door open and buried his puffy face in his hands. “Dee?”

You were surprised to find the front door unlocked and the lights on when you got home from your shift, expecting to come home to an empty house. You dropped your keys in the bowl in the hall and peered into the living room, seeing a pile of ratty robe and bare legs slumped on the couch.

“Hey baby, what are you doing home? I thought you were going out with Memo tonight?”

Dieter huffed. “Me too,” he mumbled into his palms before dragging them down his face. The black eyeliner and deep green shimmery eyeshadow he’d put on earlier was now smeared in telltale tracks down his cheeks and muddying the scruff of his chin.

“Oh, Bravito,” you exhaled, dropping your bag on the floor and crossing the room. You plopped onto the couch next to him and pulled his head to your chest, where he let out a ragged sigh.

This is so sweet and silly and adorable. I love their dynamic. I want this friendship.

Gladiator premiere in London

LOOOOVE that he invited Lux!

Both look 🔥🔥🔥

DAMN. 🖤

Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.

This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.

Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!

ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.

This only takes a few minutes!

Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.

This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.

Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!

ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.

This only takes a few minutes!

This scene appeared in my head suddenly: Frankie just made you squirt, and you're kind of in a daze, all orgasmed out and panting and kind of giggling hysterically, and he's just kissing your face all over, mumbling how good you were, that's a good girl, I knew you could do it, and the first full sentence that you blurt out is: "Fuck, I just changed these sheets yesterday!" Because everything around your pelvic area is wet and getting cold, and you're beginning to feel soiled and uncomfortable. And Frankie just chuckles against your neck, hot shallow breaths mixing with the kisses he's scattering over your skin. His sweat is dripping down on you, his heart is beating like crazy from fucking you as fast and evenly as possible to make you squirt, and he doesn't care because he's the king of the world right now.

"Don't worry, baby, I'll change them, just relax, you did so well, you looked so stunning coming apart like that, God I love you."

i feel like a little cabin-far-in-the-woods getaway with Jack would heal me right now

[ thank you for the suggestion @sunshineispunk ]

Nine Lives (witch's familiar!Ezra x witch!f!reader) - Part 3

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pairing: witch's familiar!Ezra x witch!f!reader

rating: T (evenual E) MDNI

summary: As you came into your powers and your curves filled in, Ezra realized he feelings for you were more than just affection. The only problem? He's a 300 year old crused witch. Oh, and he's a cat.

contents: age gap (like 300 years), angst, slow burn, yearning, probably anachronistic witchy stuff, Ezra is a cat, he won't be forever, this isnt a beastiality thing, mentions of abuse moth never uses y/n.

wc: 4.3k

a/n: I've had a tough couple of weeks (I mean, this week, who hasn't). I hope this will bring some of you joy this weekend. You deserve it. If it did, please please let me know. That would really cheer me up. Also, in case you missed it, going forward I'm going to be updating every 2 weeks. I really hope I can keep it up!

I must thanks @moonlitbirdie and @lowlights for the beta and their massive support of me in life and in writing this. Also thank you @schnarfer for helping me brainstorm some plot!

Aunt Margot’s ringing up a tattooed girl with glasses when you stomp into the shop. You swing the door open so violently that it’s bell thwacks into the wall. You had almost a mile in the woods to walk it off but your anger has only grown, ballooning into a hot rage that’s devouring everything in your path.

“How was it?” Margot asks with a sly smile once the customer’s left with their little brown paper bag.

“River’s disgusting,” you announce. 

These two are too much! The yearning! The angst! And now they are dreaming of each other! I kept thinking it would be too easy if the spell went well and Ezra got to be human on the first try, but I couldn't stop myself from being hopeful and then a little crushed at the end. I can't wait to see what will happen next! But take all the time you need to update! ♥️♥️♥️

I know I couldn’t let it be so easy. We have to REALLY want it. I’m sure you already do. I hope it didn’t crush you too much ❤️ so so happy you’re enjoying the ride!

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Nine Lives (witch's familiar!Ezra x witch!f!reader) - Part 3

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pairing: witch's familiar!Ezra x witch!f!reader

rating: T (evenual E) MDNI

summary: As you came into your powers and your curves filled in, Ezra realized he feelings for you were more than just affection. The only problem? He's a 300 year old crused witch. Oh, and he's a cat.

contents: age gap (like 300 years), angst, slow burn, yearning, probably anachronistic witchy stuff, Ezra is a cat, he won't be forever, this isnt a beastiality thing, mentions of abuse moth never uses y/n.

wc: 4.3k

a/n: I've had a tough couple of weeks (I mean, this week, who hasn't). I hope this will bring some of you joy this weekend. You deserve it. If it did, please please let me know. That would really cheer me up. Also, in case you missed it, going forward I'm going to be updating every 2 weeks. I really hope I can keep it up!

I must thanks @moonlitbirdie and @lowlights for the beta and their massive support of me in life and in writing this. Also thank you @schnarfer for helping me brainstorm some plot!

Aunt Margot’s ringing up a tattooed girl with glasses when you stomp into the shop. You swing the door open so violently that it’s bell thwacks into the wall. You had almost a mile in the woods to walk it off but your anger has only grown, ballooning into a hot rage that’s devouring everything in your path.

“How was it?” Margot asks with a sly smile once the customer’s left with their little brown paper bag.

“River’s disgusting,” you announce. 

Love this story so much! Can't wait to see what happens next! 💜🐈‍⬛

Thank you!! I hope it’s worth the wait! (I think it will be!)

Nine Lives (witch's familiar!Ezra x witch!f!reader) - Part 3

Moth's Masterlist // follow @mothandpidgeon-updates and turn on notifications to stay updated with my fics!

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pairing: witch's familiar!Ezra x witch!f!reader

rating: T (evenual E) MDNI

summary: As you came into your powers and your curves filled in, Ezra realized he feelings for you were more than just affection. The only problem? He's a 300 year old crused witch. Oh, and he's a cat.

contents: age gap (like 300 years), angst, slow burn, yearning, probably anachronistic witchy stuff, Ezra is a cat, he won't be forever, this isnt a beastiality thing, mentions of abuse moth never uses y/n.

wc: 4.3k

a/n: I've had a tough couple of weeks (I mean, this week, who hasn't). I hope this will bring some of you joy this weekend. You deserve it. If it did, please please let me know. That would really cheer me up. Also, in case you missed it, going forward I'm going to be updating every 2 weeks. I really hope I can keep it up!

I must thanks @moonlitbirdie and @lowlights for the beta and their massive support of me in life and in writing this. Also thank you @schnarfer for helping me brainstorm some plot!

Aunt Margot’s ringing up a tattooed girl with glasses when you stomp into the shop. You swing the door open so violently that it’s bell thwacks into the wall. You had almost a mile in the woods to walk it off but your anger has only grown, ballooning into a hot rage that’s devouring everything in your path.

“How was it?” Margot asks with a sly smile once the customer’s left with their little brown paper bag.

“River’s disgusting,” you announce. 

Ok ok ok I love all of this, but this bit especially felt so ✨magic✨

How much she loves him and how entangled into her life, into her soul he is already? Oh BOY. I can’t wait for part 4 🐈‍⬛

And obvi I ADORE the way you’ve worked in Ezra’s backstory, it’s so perfect for this complicated sinner. I love him.

Wonderful as always Mothie, you are such a talent 🖤🖤🖤🖤

I’m glad you liked the backstory because you really pushed me in that direction!! And I’m so pleased with it!

I can’t thank you enough for how much you’ve helped me shape this!

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