Work of an Amateur

asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

i miss their shenanigans

I knew I could trust her!!!

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

Watching Athena do literally anything else but be a cop is the best, I so wish she would retire and become a private investigator or something else god. I hate these cop forward episodes but I loved the cruise ship arc with her and Bobby and when they went under cover at the casino. And I’m sorry but in the year 2024 if you need a tv show to tell you cops are bad then idk what to tell you, I’m so tired of watching it.

911 usually: firefighters dealing with extreme trauma both on the job and off

also 911 usually: how’s this group of gay people going to defeat the 22 MILLION BEES

It's so funny because it somehow gets progressively more and more ridiculous??😭 like, yeah I thought the lightning storm was insane, especially after an earthquake AND a tsunami, but I don't live in a country with lots of natural disasters, so what do I know? But then 911 lonestar (which is just like.....I didn't have much hope but still) comes in with a SOLAR STORM or whatever, and you think regular 911 is still somewhat normal after that, and then they're like BOSS BATTLE: 22 MILLION KILLER BEES EDITION

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY

mystery solved

Chim’s like “Maddie my love, i know it’s not good for him but have you considered that if we let your brother spiral just a little longer we will get more loaf?” and he’s so real for that

The way this lined up so many references I know feels like some bullet bending nonsense.

on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information

buck with wikipedia as his most visited website

What can I say I love nerdy Buck 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I LOVE MY HAN FAMILY OMG SO CUTE 🥹🥹🥹