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World Cup 2018 round of 16 as Marvel quotes

Argentina : “Let’s talk about this plan of yours. I think it’s good, except it sucks. So let ME do the plan, and that way it might be really good.”

France : “You’re about to take the full force of a star. It’ll kill you.” “Only if I die.” “Yes…that’s what ‘kill you’ means.”

Portugal : “I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything always seems to work out.”

Uruguay : “What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?”

Spain : “See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues.”

Russia : “Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.”

Denmark : “I recognize that the council has made a decision but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”

Croatia : “You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed, walk it off.”

Brazil :  “I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.”

Mexico : “We’re stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out.”

Japan : “Well, I tried to start a revolution, but I didn’t print enough pamphlets.”

Belgium : “Don’t do anything I would do. And definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”

Switzerland : “There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake because he knows how much I like snakes, and so I picked the snake up to admire it, but then he turned back and went 'AAHH! It’s me!’ And then he stabbed me.”

Sweden : “Activating instant-kill.” “What? No no no! I don’t wanna kill anybody!”

England : “I know this neighbourhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.”

Colombia : “I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight before, but there’s usually not this much talking.”

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