I should go.

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

this is the fourth time my cat has pressed the power button on my computer and turned it off

this is the fifth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the sixth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the seventh time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the eighth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the ninth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (possibly) the tenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the twelfth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the thirteenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the fourteenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the worst I have ever been hate crimed on tumblr dot com

Anya Chalotra and MyAnna Buring as YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG and TISSAIA DE VRIES ‣ Season 1, Episode 8 "Much More" ‣ Season 3, Episode 6 "Everybody Has a Plan 'til They Get Punched in the Face"

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Because I listened on repeat to get the recipe, and I am unable to get my heart to tell me the proper setup

Masala Chai for Four

2 1/2 cups water

2 1/2 cups milk

3 tablespoons loose leaf black tea

3 tablespoons sugar

2 tablespoons cardamom, at least

1 scant teaspoon cinnamon or clove

4 teaspoons crushed ginger

Heat the water, milk and tea to a simmer, let it go a minute or three (unless you’re one of those folks who like their tea strong enough to demand voting rights, then go read a novel while it simmers) take the tea off the heat and add the sugar and spices.

( I Lied, my heart wants about a half-teaspoon of peppercorns simmered in the milk with the tea and a couple of grinds of nutmeg added to each mug before you pour in the chai. You might want to strain the peppercorns out when you serve it. )

Also, I’ve used cardamom as a replacement for cinnamon in baking recipes before, so my instinct is to leave the cinnamon out, toss in a half teaspoon of whole cloves with the peppercorns, and use honey for the sugar, but I am not an expert on chai. That’s just my favorite profile for winter drinks.

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

i truly fear it is a matter of time before tumblr succumbs to nannymode as well. we must post as many celebrity death threats as possible before then

same energy

so i’m watching the first Silent Hill and noticed my cat was too

here he is digging it

and here he is not digging it anymore

I love to see my cattle rancher friends dragging the shit out of their antivax colleagues

[img id: screenshot of a tweet by Stxtus @Stxtus3 that reads “learning about the fall of rome, it sounds pretty sucky. a plague resulting in labor shortage, bad military leadership, christianity mattered more than the government, multiple civil wars, infighting, decisions created to benefit the rich more than the poor- hey wait a minute”

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lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

they made pyramid head’s ass juicy again hallelujah

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

i think the funniest and realist thing i’ve realized lately is how troubling idealization can be. every person is just… a person. the very people you want to impress or be apart of are just people. even if they seem wildly intimidating because of the way they look or because of their reputation, every one is just a person. human. as embarrassing, as remorseful and they are going through stages of growth just like you are. we only see what we want to see and then drown ourselves further in our own depression and we don’t have to.

truly and i am learning the less i idealise others, the more willing i am to meet people where they are warts n all. and the more willing i am to show myself too and bring my whole self into things. my own embarrassment becomes a new normal and fine thing. stumbling becomes more endearing.

had a teacher once who told us “idealizing people is just as dehumanizing as demonizing them” and that stuck with me so much

What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise