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Do no harm but take no shit

@mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis / mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis.tumblr.com

This used to be a fandom blog, but there's too much shit happening in the world now for me to ignore. There will still be some fandom, but that is no longer the priority. People's right to live is.
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The Supernatural Rhapsody

Crowley: Is this the Bunker life?                 Or is this just fantasy?                 I'm caught in a devil's trap                 No escape back to Hell for me.                 The angels are falling                 Look up to the sky and seeeeeee...                 When Moose did the trial I felt humanity                 But it's easy come, easy go                 Great blood high, then a low                 Getting my kingdom back                 Really really matters to me.... to me.

Demon!Dean: Crowley, I just killed a man                         Lester was such a big dickhead                         So I stabbed him, now he's dead                         Crowley, life is so much fun                         But now I've got to send you on your way. Sam: Ruby, ooh ooh ooh          Didn't mean to drink again          And if I call again this time tomorrow          Carry on, carry on          I don't want more demon blood.

Cas: Too late, my time has come          My grace is fading fast          And I so regret my past.          Goodbye everybody, I've got to go          Gotta go and try to make my amends.

Jody: Donna, ooh ooh ooh           Doug is such a dick           You deserve so much more from a man. 

Fans: I see a little silhouetto of a man           A daeva! A daeva!           Sam climbed an elevator           Yellow Eyes and Meg are very very frightening me!           Ezekiel! (Ezekiel)           Ezekiel! (Ezekiel)           Ezekiel! Wait, he's dead           It's Gadree-ee-ee-eel

Benny: I'm just a poor vamp nobody loves me. Fans:   His name is Benny, he helped Dean in purgatory             Then he killed his sire off with a machete!

Luci: Please say yes, don't say no. Will you let me in? Sam: LUCIFER, NO! I will not let you in (Let me in!)          LUCIFER, NO! I will not let you in (Let me in!)          Never let you in! Never let you in!          NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Fans: Bobby Singer! Bobby Singer! Bobby Singer! Please help them,           Angel Michael has a vessel too but it's not Dean,           Not Dean, Not Deeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaan

                                     *instrumental*

Dean: I drive an Impala and like to eat pi-ie            Sam's more of a salad and plaid kind of guy-uy-uy Sam: Oh Gabe! Can't do this to me Gabe!           I can't do this! I won't watch Dean die any more

                                      *instrumental*

Fans: Carry on my wayward sons......

#supernatural#spn#team free will#sam winchester#dean winchester#castiel#crowley#donna#jody#bobby singer#lucifer
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osricappreciation

#to everyone that thinks that Lucifer is the only fucked up one in the family #meet Michael #This guy got genuine enjoyment out of blowing his sister up in flames #just because she tried to touch his little brother’s stuff #at least when Lucifer killed a sibling #it was necessary for his cause #not avoidable like Anna’s death could have been #and Lucifer very obviously regretted it #but Michael? he don’t give a fuck #I’d love to see inside his brain #he hates Lucifer but loves him to death #and even though Lucifer actually asks Michael to stop the Apocalypse he doesn’t #but up until that point he had shown no interest in getting his ”true” vessel#Michael twisted his own perception to allow his morals to coincide with his actions#Lucifer talked back and Michael made him the monster #but Michael didn’t get a single hit in on Lucifer at Stull #and neither did Lucifer for him. #For all that Sam was supposedly just like Lucifer #I think a lot of people overlooked just how alike Dean and Michael really were #They draw enjoyment from their perception of justice and violence #but neither can raise a hand to their baby brothers even if it’s their job and they’re the only one who can #even if their dads gave the command; gave the order that was always law in the past #they won’t. #And just like Dean was willing to go down with Sam during Croatoan #Michael let himself go down with Lucifer into the Pit. #Because no one is pulling an archangel anywhere they don’t want to go#and in the end Michael knew that if Lucifer was going to suffer he was not going to suffer alone.

#michael#lucifer
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deanissobi-blog
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bloodsweatandgifs
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gingercoe

Cas has such a sweetness to him. 

OKAY. I did NOT know this was a gif and THEN HE SMILED AND I’M LIKE HALF ASLEEP/DRUNK RIGHT NOW AND I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCIFERING

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rorycas

I didn’t know it was a gif either. I think he’s screwing with us. Sweet indeed…

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archipelagoofliterarynonsense

HALLUCIFERING

HALLUCIFERING, IM FUCKING DONE

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mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis

New favourite word ^^

#supernatural#castiel#lucifer
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supernaturalapocalypse

No but imagine

The Cage opens

But Mike and Luci had long since made peace and adopted Adam so they just move into a nice mansion in Detroit and Luci has a rose garden

So he’s tending to his roses once day when the Winchesters come up and tell them what Metatron did

And then Lucifer is like:

(◡‿◡✿)                                                                                                                                 

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “Da fuq did that little shit do to my family?”                                                               

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “Michael hold my flower”

#supernatural#lucifer#adam milligan#michael
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aphony-cree
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egberts

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

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calliestrider

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

*goes to earth and awkwardly follows sam the entire time*

#supernatural#lucifer
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existential-crisis-professional

Wait. Are you seeing him right now?

He’s like an accused kid.. LOOK AT THOSE STUPID PUPPY EYES THAT MAKE YOU JUST WANNA HOLD AHS CUDDLE HIM AND TELL HIM EVERYTHING’S GOING TO BE OKAY, THAT THE MONSTERS AREN’T REAL BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE THE MONSTER IS REAL AND HE’S IN HIS HAS AND GOD DAMMIT SAMMY AND THE EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT YOU CAUSE WITH YOUR STUPID EYES AND COME HERE SO I CAN HOLD YOU IN A BLANKET AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING’S GOING TO BE OKAY

#sam#lucifer#supernatural
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