So I’ve seen the post he’s talking about around tumblr and twitter, but haven’t seen this on tumblr. I think it’s worth sharing.

(Also remember: do *not* pet service dogs!)

Peter teaching Thor what Yeet means and Thor proceeding to shout YEET every time he throws his hammer

the signs as john mulaney quotes

Aries: [the entirety of the salt and pepper diner skit]

Taurus:  “In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”

Gemini: “I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.”

Cancer:  “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.”

Leo: “Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.”

Virgo: “This is an on-fire garbage can. …Could be a nursery. “

Libra:  “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Scorpio:  “‘No,’ I said. You know, like a liar.”

Sagittarius: “Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.”

Capricorn:  “We started chanting, McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”

Aquarius: “‘I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian’”

Pisces: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”

Reblog if you would have watched Wayward Sisters

I’m so upset it was passed on, let’s prove a point to the CW everyone

A far more visible way to “prove a point to the CW” would be: 

1) Join the nearly 29K others (in the last two days) who’ve signed this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/the-cw-save-wayward-sisters

2) Politely tell The CW why you want to see Wayward Sisters this fall:

https://support.cwtv.com/hc/en-us/articles/360000360287-I-want-to-give-feedback-on-a-show-s-content-

3) Snail mail takes up space, here’s how you can send a postcard for free:

https://twitter.com/jolauriang/status/995071746150752257

THIS IS

*WHEEZES*

MY FAVORITE SPN ART EVER

Creds: by Vongue on deviantART

"Straight couples shouldn't be at pride"

Well uh…

1.) one or both of people you see as a “straight couple” could be pan/bi/poly/ace

2.) one or both of them could be trans or non binary

3.) you could be misgendering someone

4.) They could be there to give moral support to a queer friend or family member who didn’t want to go alone.

Number four is important

5. They could be there because they support the cause stop fucking gatekeeping

6. They could be there in memory of a loved one, don’t forget Pride used to be a memorial as well as a celebration. I know a good number of straight people who go to Pride to celebrate the lives of friends and family who have died because they want to remember them as they lived, happy and joyful and surrounded by a community that loved them.

ALL OF THE FUCKING ABOVE.

Do not support Adam (2018)

I recently heard the news that Adam by Ariel Schrag will be getting a movie. I read the book myself about a year and a half ago and I cannot stress enough just how problematic it is.

Adam goes to New York to stay with his lesbian sister for the summer, and while he’s there he meets trans men who consider themselves lesbians. At a party he meets a lesbian he thinks is pretty and in order to get into a relationship with her he lies and tells her he’s a pre transition trans man. Let’s make a list of some of the highlights from the book, shall we?

An underage cishet boy lying about being an adult trans man in order to trick a lesbian into dating him!

A scene in which he actually rapes her!

The lesbian in question becomes attracted to cis men making Adam, essentially, conversion therapy!

Ariel Schrag used to sometimes be in my high school for some reason, so I’ve met her in person and let me tell you with just one look at her it becomes obvious that she sees trans men as an advanced form of butch women

lesbians in space

SPACE LESBIANS GONNA COLONISE MARS, MAKE IT A BEAUTIFUL SAPPHIC UTOPIA <3

its actualy really fascinating, the reason they are considering making the mission to mars all female ACTUALLY doesnt have to do with “impure sexual thoughts” or anyhing it has to do with a multitude of factors, for example (cis) women astronauts tend to be smaller and require less food, nasa also did a series of studies showing that in groups, all woman groups showed better cooperation and teamwork than mixed or all men groups, and also probably the most interesting reason is that (cis) mens eyesight is damaged in space travel for reasons we dont even understand yet, for some strange reason the vast majority of men who have been into space have suffered damage to their eyesight and yet almost no women have had this issue, and scientists are still trying to figure out why but in the meantime sending men into space for long periods of time is a huge concern because they may go blind over time … just thought that that headline was a little reductionist and sensationalist so i had to comment, that being said tho…

HELL YEAH SPACE LESBIANS

Real props to Jared’s performance in this whole scene. Sold the shit out of being a trauma victim having to confront the person who tortured and violated him, and just how uncomfortable he was with the forced interaction.

Yes, absolutely this. I also loved that Aeneid reference they snuck into this conversation, because that would make Lucifer the Greek army and everyone else the city of Troy and Sam - Sam is the horse in this scenario, isn’t he?, and ouch. And I want to think that line was for the audience, okay, but also for Sam himself, because he’s a well-read guy and Lucifer knows it? So this is such a terrifying threat - the idea that, after he’s used Sam in literally every other way, now he’s going to use him against the people he loves? Like, I legit thought Lucifer meant to possess Sam there for a second, but this was good too, because it was exactly what Sam feared: that Lucifer would be free, again, that he would be powerful, again, and that he himself wouldn’t be strong enough to stop any of that from happening, and he wasn’t. BAM.

So I don’t know - I’m still not 100% sure I buy Lucifer’s motivation, and I don’t see how saving Sam will make Jack more likely to trust Lucifer, or love him, or whatever it is the guy wants (especially considering that was exactly why Lucifer did it), but it was about time we mentioned the elephant in the room and saw Sam being actually a part of this story, so I’ll take it anyway. And yes, kudos to Jared for this whole episode - it was painful to watch for all the right reasons.

Yes this it was brilliant and I’m sure I’m not alone in that last scene thinking after that long pause suddenly all logic leaving my body and panicking like oh my god is Jared gonna crack a creepy smile and be Lucifer?

I’ve never been so glad to see Mark Pellegrino in my life.

Boromir: But… Aragorn: He’s a dick, Boromir. Legolas: He really is. Aragorn: Your dad is a dick too, Legolas.

Pippin: So we are in agreement, eight to one, that Gimli is the one person with a cool dad. Gandalf: Well I for one still belive that my- Aragon: Shut up Gandalf God doesn’t count.

SHUT UP GANDALF GOD DOESN’T COUNT

I keep snickering

Um, hey, Korean here

TRUMP HAD NO PART IN THE NORTH-SOUTH KOREA MEET AND THE END OF THE KOREAN WAR STAND-STILL.

HE AGITATED NORTH KOREA, THREATENED THEM, PUSHED THEM TO THE BRINK OF WAR, AND WAS A TOTAL DICK.

GUESS WHO CLEANED IT UP: YUP, SOUTH KOREA AND CHINA.

SO DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT TRUMP DESERVES A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WHEN HE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS POKING A SLEEPING BEAR WITH A STICK.

—end of rant—

I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

his name is Ibn Khaldun

Also, it was not the apple falling from a tree that made Issac Newton “discover” gravity. He was reading the books of Ibn Al Haytham, an Arab Muslim from Iraq, who pioneered the scientific method, discovered gravity and wrote about the laws governing the movement of bodies (now known as Newtons three laws of motion) some 600 years before Newton existed. Without him, modern science as we know it wouldn’t exist. Read on him. His achievements are far greater than what I’ve just mentioned here.

#no offense but arabs literally invented chemistry and algebra and we came up with the concept of the camera #the cataract operation that’s still practiced today was invented by an Arab #we created alchemy and the wright brothers used abbas ibn firnas’ findings and writings to build on to create a plane #I could go on and on and on #pls don’t erase our scientific history

This is a beautiful thing to spread.

HYPE THIS MOVIE UP AS MUCH AS YALL DID WITH CALL ME BY YOUR NAME AND LOVE SIMON.A MOVIE CENTERED AROUND BLACK LESBIANS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND VERY RARE SO WE MUST MUST GET IT NOTICED BY THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA .

What’s the mood for Tuesday?

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.