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@mooserattler / mooserattler.tumblr.com

Dante Powell - I'm a comedian. Let's laugh and hang out and shit. I may be performing near you soon. Come fwm!
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why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

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lilzodiac

And this is why I love Tumblr

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dmzenog

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

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sebsticles

I only see this on pinterest omg….

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Watch "When The Police Drive By..." on YouTube

Some of you have never seen me on stage before.

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When I was a kid, I found $100 on my way to the bus one day. I turned it in. I wish I could go back in time and rob old me. That $100 could really come in handy.

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mooserattler

I read this right in the middle of planning activity that would be destructive for me. I am gonna take a second, recalibrate, breathe, and refocus. Let's not give in to the temptation, Dante.

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mooserattler

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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moonblossom

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

This picture reminds me of home

Both you and your family size box of honey nut cheerios are lovely sir.

Be looking like a SNAC

That’s not just a family size Cheerios, it is his family

You are correct! I gave each Cheerio a name!

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Thank you, tumblr, for making me the first cereal based viral idiot, and also being a place that taught me enough that I don't worry about getting milkshake ducked. I love you all!!!

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