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Political Alchemist | She/Her | 18+
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toskarin

playing foodguessr when suddenly baklava comes up and I'm forced to forfeit the round with zero guesses

stream chat does not

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today we've assembled two groups of phenomenal minds from all walks of life in order to debate and conclusively settle, once and for all, whether accidents happen as the result of an inherently chaotic universe or by some ineffable plan set forth by a divine creator/arranger. due to the problematic nature of the question, however, we've agreed that the losing party will be determined by a western diamondback rattlesnake set underneath the debate table and provoked via stick; that one first envenomated concedes their team's position. while -- and this is where it gets interesting -- when i spoke with the rattlesnake earlier, he professed to worshiping entropy itself as the hypostasis of some blind idiot god, possessed of an independent will which the snake enacts on earth. so some questions undoubtedly are raised as others are answered -- and this is the very nature of scientific inquiry. alas! the show must go on.

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queenlua

lmao what

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foone

My one punch card machine is so fast that it has to use a tank of ammonia as cooling to keep it from setting the cards on fire. If you get this within 20 meters of my punchcard duplicator, it will explode into that special tesla fire that is immune to firefighters

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woodsdyke

having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!

i love these tags. WHAT was your viral post i need to know so badly.

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goosegoblin

some of our collective suffering

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Honestly the story of Donald Crowhurst is deeply moving to me even if certain details were exaggerated by his biographers. It's agonizingly relatable to me in a way that few other accounts of internal struggle, hope, obsession, desperation, and tragedy are. Whatever really happened in the end, God bless him. It might be strange to say, but, despite the tragedy of it all, there's something comforting in knowing that there have been people out there that are troubled in ways that feel so recognizable and so human, and that the real reason he's remembered isn't for his faults or the circumstances of his death, but for the fact that he went out to some of the limits of human experience and wrote back about it, and kept trying to make sense of it all, to the end.

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milk5

maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

some girls with very different literary experiences in the notes

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next time a cishet man talks about how he feels oppressed or like ppl are saying he's evil, explain the trans-to-prison pipeline and v-coding to him.

This is not something that "representation" and saying "trans women are women" will solve.

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