Welcome to the Rock from Come From Away but it's the island of Hatchetfield does anyone see the vision
I am kindly asking my Starkid mutuals what Hatchetfield character I remind them the most of
Look I may be assigned female at birth and use she/they pronouns but because of my PCOS I have a very deep voice and I can't explain it but being able to play Ted Spankoffski in a production of TGWDLM would fix all of my gender dysphoria problems
Shoutout to Jeff Blim for being able to sit tied to that chair without moving AT ALL even as they're moving around him and pulling the blue shit off of his head like I probably would have broken character as soon as one of them came near me
Man the Hatchetfield series is so cool I wish gay people were real
What if I wrote a Hatchetfield Midsummer Night's Dream AU? I know I have a million WIPs but like...what if I did that
Hey my mom said we can invoke the names if it's okay with your mom
Why do I get the feeling that Peter Spankoffski had the biggest Hobbit/Lord of the Rings hyperfixation as a kid so Ted tried to sit and watch all of the movies with him but he thought they were super boring and fell asleep before the Hobbits had reached Rivendell and didn't wake up until they were back in the Shire
I gotta say Pokey really knew what he was doing La Dee Da Dah Day is catchy as hell
Being in the Hatchetfield fandom is so weird because how do you explain your comfort character is this middle aged guy who loves coffee and his crush but hates musicals or this other guy who just seems like the office asshole but has actually seen The Horrors. Or maybe your comfort character is the teenager with a religious background who murders boys on the side, or a general working for a branch of the military that no one talks about, or a weirdly unhinged lawyer. Or hey, even two news reporters. Or maybe, just maybe, your comfort character is one of the eldritch beings dating all the way back to the beginning of time. I mean, how do you explain that to people??
Feels like a good time to remind everyone that this photo exists...
(Source: Jon Matteson's Instagram)
That's a nice Ted Spankoffski you got there...it would be a real shame if someone put him in a box
It's just me, two hours of sleep, and every soundtrack Team Starkid has produced against the world
Hatchetfield is a very dangerous town, they literally bring it up every chance they get. They literally have the line "this is Hatchetfield, people go missing every day." However. If it were real, I know there's a small part of me that would definitely want to go there.
This is a Nick Lang appreciation post...reblog if you love Nick Lang