Hey gang how much of a red flag is it that I literally have every single one of Ted Spankoffski's lines from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals memorized
Do you think this is what Ted Spankoffski and Jenny looked like what they were younger
Look I may be assigned female at birth and use she/they pronouns but because of my PCOS I have a very deep voice and I can't explain it but being able to play Ted Spankoffski in a production of TGWDLM would fix all of my gender dysphoria problems
Why do I get the feeling that Peter Spankoffski had the biggest Hobbit/Lord of the Rings hyperfixation as a kid so Ted tried to sit and watch all of the movies with him but he thought they were super boring and fell asleep before the Hobbits had reached Rivendell and didn't wake up until they were back in the Shire
Being in the Hatchetfield fandom is so weird because how do you explain your comfort character is this middle aged guy who loves coffee and his crush but hates musicals or this other guy who just seems like the office asshole but has actually seen The Horrors. Or maybe your comfort character is the teenager with a religious background who murders boys on the side, or a general working for a branch of the military that no one talks about, or a weirdly unhinged lawyer. Or hey, even two news reporters. Or maybe, just maybe, your comfort character is one of the eldritch beings dating all the way back to the beginning of time. I mean, how do you explain that to people??
Shout out to Time Bastard gotta be one of my favorite Nightmare Time episodes
That's a nice Ted Spankoffski you got there...it would be a real shame if someone put him in a box
My brain every time I'm talking to someone: Don't infodump about the Spankoffski Brothers don't infodump about the Spankoffski brothers don't infodump about the Spankoffski brothers
Objectively I know that if I ever met Ted Spankoffski in real life I would hate him. But like...he's my babygirl you guys don't get it
Ted and Peter Spankoffski are literally just a gender bent Lilo and Stitch aren't they (McNamara is Cobra Bubbles)
You know what I'm just like Tinky actually (obsessed with the Spankoffski brothers)
I am once again thinking about what would have happened if Ted had ever saw/interacted with infected Pete in TGWDLM. Like what if Pete was the one to infect Ted instead of McNamara? The angst!! The urge to write a fic is strong
So if Trail To Oregon and NPMD exist in the same universe which one of Joey's characters is the great great great grandfather of the Spankoffski brothers? Personally I think it's McDoon but it could be any one of them he plays like 3000 different characters in that one show (yes this also means Ruth is a descendant of Craphole in my mind and I love it)