cat crew?? cat crew.

it’s been too long since I’ve done one of these. I think we all need to enjoy a little picrew in these trying times.

no pressure: @gingerteaonthetardis @saecookie @gxlden-switchblade @queensqueercourt @octahedral-chaos @cononeillbreastingboobily

Kitty witch!

@buried-in-the-archives @silly-lil-scribbles @catatowastaken And whoever else might want to do it.

So cute! Thank you for the tag!

@indelible-waltz @field-cryptobotanist @vvanillavveins @wix-0-nightshade @chipscrumbs @floating-potatoes @spoogie-2

Thanks for the tag! This is the cutest picrew! I'm obsessed with the witchy cats!!!

No pressure tagging: @skyeoak @amelie-isnt-french @vvanillavveins @mortimermorningstar @rvensong @hrimceald @sleeping-arsonist @puppet-of-spite

and anyone else that wants to do it!

Thank you @buried-in-the-archives and @field-cryptobotanist for the tag!

I have way too many outfit ideas, lmao. This was so much fun! :D

@critterofthenight @mossy-stormcloud @holeodemony @encryptidarchivist @juyuu @izzythedemigod @i-love-hyacinths @bat-luun @horrid-mothlegs @red-shepherd @seven-winged-liar @saint-crispy @moon-the-delusional @oxthemoron @raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat @cecilsrandomeverything @localsoulsalesman + anyone :)

Ahhh the they!!

@moonsanoverthinker @lucifer-kane @starmans-spaceship @humanteethmarksonhumanbone @thevengefulhufflepuff

Thanks for the tag!

No pressure tags! @cult-of-the-eye @isitjustmeorlifeisweird @peach-coloured-glasses @generalidiocy @bloodied-metal-pipe @chronicallyblyrie @derecho-noah @thermodynamic-comedian and anyone else who wants to join! <3

Watching the TV series version of What We Do In The Shadows for the first time and…

IS THAT FUCKING MOOMINPAPPA?!?

Finally started a new Stardew save. This was the third sentence Alex said to me.

My farmer is going to marry this weird little egg slurping freak.

“In your heart, there is a little piece of Nelly and you just never forget me” I WILL NOT. I’LL NEVER FORGET YOU, NELLY

Playlist Shuffle Poll!

Thank you @owlsandwich for the tag :D

rules: shuffle your On Repeat playlist and list the first five songs in a poll, then have your followers choose their favorite.

I'm just going with my liked songs because I don't particularly have a playlist i put on repeat

Damn that's varied, for some reason every other song that was showing up was a Kpop one, even though it's been months since i've last listened to some of them(asshole, whenever i shuffle my playlist none of these play but now that I'm doing this Spotify has decided to pull songs from the very depth of my listening history)

@zeherili-ankhein @chichihuahua1413 @no-idea-where-i-am-lost

@ineffable-basted @bookisposts and whoever wants to join

Hehe this is fun!! I'll go with my liked playlist because the other ones are too specialized lol and thanks for the tag :3

Lmao the combination..

Also Mayabonobiharini is THE song 🗿🤌

Tagging: @randomx123 @mi-stress-of-chaos @shinchansbitch @wulfricnavy @god-hangry-otter @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora @desigurlie @welshite

Get ready to see the mostest randomest group of songs from my liked songs playlist

@randomx123 @shinchansbitch @kulfi-waala @cafffeineconnoisseur @welshite @god-hangry-otter @wulfricnavy @lalapoco @lyrebirb @tu-ja-re @no-idea-where-i-am-lost

thanks for the tag : D

tbh it’s just lo fi music because i always listen to it while sleeping but these are some of the few songs on my on repeat.

🏷️ @shinchansbitch @raskoln1kovsaxe @scarsandmoons @zeherili-ankhein @no-idea-where-i-am-lost @god-hangry-otter @idk-here-for-the-escapisim + anyone who sees this, you’re tagged!

ty for tagging <33

@lust4lifeftmia @pretty4lifeee @kirkwahmmett @daughterofthesea111 @reapkusho @valmathog @voidboyz @lovelia-blood @still-fatemeh @evilgayswilltakeover @carcin0-88

tyty 😻😻

@cadaverousconsumer @giggle-shitter @despairdoodlesreal @purretty-pink-punk-purrincess @icarusshomestuckfan @deemysxd @myxomat0s1s @other moots taken by dementia !,

yeaaa this was on shuffle… i wonder what my current music hyperfixation is guys 🤔

@red-velvet-0w0 @sobbingstars @rowaltiora @legargoyle @sashathegirliepop @breadtotoast @dontforgettherats

and open tags for anyone else !!!

I’m making an animation to one of these songs for my portfolio!!

@yelenapines @geewaysgreendayhoodie @thebabycage @carrotsinnovember @starzzify @silly-lil-scribbles + anyone else too

ill tag @bobiscool95 @justafanbutcurious @thecrazyalchemist @whydousernamesevenexist @galaxys-universe @abiethewizardduck and anyone else who wants to join <3

Tags (open and no pressure)

@nothingf-i-s-h-yhere @frogpantsthebloodgod @mxmorbidmidnight @colorfullaudino (no pressure)

Honk!! I hath been tagged

Tags!! Honk (no pressure!!)

@capn-atlas @xiathiau-myshif @afunky-jester @tysdietmice @specss00 @chaoschaosshit @guatemala-official @junip3r-tree

oh hello mx morbid! Yeah Uhm idk any of your songs at all lol sorry

Tags: @candieduranium @elliott-the-creature @godly-rambles @junip3r-tree @raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat

Thank you, thank you

Idk dude. The playlist is called "Dirty rooftops and murders" (murders as in "a group of crows) because that's what the songs feel like

@silly-lil-scribbles @vvanillavveins @robyn-i-guess @buried-in-the-archives @bumdaspooderman @ketamachine +anyone

Thanks for the tag! :)

@field-cryptobotanist @critterofthenight @sleeping-arsonist @urnewsteppappa @mossy-stormcloud @oxthemoron @cecilsrandomeverything @skyeoak @encryptidarchivist @i-love-hyacinths @iris-echos @urnewsteppappa @bat-luun @localsoulsalesman @kingskelly123 @humanteethmarksonhumanbone @angsty-worm @watchers-tea + anyone :)

thanks for the tag, this was fun!!

tagging @i-love-hyacinths @field-cryptobotanist @skyeoak @soph-the-podcast-nerd @bloodied-metal-pipe @battersweet @piss-pumpkin @space---girl @maniacalgenius + anyone else who wants to :)

tyyyy for the tag

behold my amazing taste

tagging: @moonsanoverthinker @alienabductees @rotten-milk-and-honey @rottingraptor

Thanks for the tag!

I Bet On Losing Dogs always <3

No pressure tags! @cult-of-the-eye @isitjustmeorlifeisweird @generalidiocy @chronicallyblyrie @oxthemoron @peach-coloured-glasses @bonzobotdrum and anyone else who wants to join!

tag game!!! everyone do this picrew it's like the most amazing thing ever i love it so much

tags to get it started n stuff: @beanthebugboi @forest-fairy-wren @homocidalpotat @imymadeliene @s1l4s-w0rsh1ps-t0m4t03s

@outlying-hyppocrate @thebabycage @xt0t4llys4n300x and anyone else who wants to join :3333

i'm so in love with this.

@im-an-anthusiast @sleepy-boything-shit @curseweb-www & anyone else who wants to can feel free to join!! i am running very late right now so i must leave. goodbye.

Pretty cool ^^

@saphi-everything @f4y3w00d5 @the-lights-are-loud @squishykitty825

wasnt tagged (rude/j (ily felix <3)) but im here anyway >:3

i like it :3 (what i wouldnt do to look like that)

tags: @violet-hady @sleepy-boything-shit @shark-tranny @four-leafed-queer-gal @quab00 @blankochan @wolffuwu and anyone else who wants :3

wow felix not tagging me either smh smh

@d1mndnthr0ugh @wolffuwu @blankochan @uwathebestgirl @pansexualcake9

@always-tired-musician @118sexen @strwbrryluvsick @saphi-everything

(:

Loveee

@thurio-edau @blue-eyed-moon-child @karmaajr @moonbiine no pressure !

ACCESORIES R FUN :DDD

@internally-screeching @panikbutt0n

My baby DnD character…..THE ACTUAL DETAIL ON THIS IS CRAZY I LOVE IT

@carolwif @rot-decay-erosion @the-artist-07

Didn’t know who to make so this is an OC of mine named Dakota/Zin

He’s a silly little guy. I love them.

@dragoness05 @d011zk1ll @catladymasterofsqirl @lee1504 @livingponcho +open tags!

One of my favs I liked being able to mess with the background

@azura2298 @beanies-in-the-clouds

Didn’t feel like making myself so I made my oc Luke :D 💙

@hauntedpotat @funhaussystem @in-the-cold-starlight @lil-oreo-crumbles

I realized halfway through that there were SO MANY THINGS that at were perfect for Nova, so I also did an OC instead :)

Hello :> @wix-0-nightshade @astro-hunny @46-reasonable-hamsters @bonzobotdrum @yourlocalxiaosimp @bluechrysocolla @imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer

Sometimes it's necessary to channel one's Jonah Magnus

No pressure tags @moonsanoverthinker @nyx1n1te @ender-of-the-sender

Thanks for the tag!

I love this piccrew so much <3

No pressure tags! @bloodied-metal-pipe @isitjustmeorlifeisweird @cult-of-the-eye @peach-coloured-glasses @generalidiocy @derecho-noah and anyone else who’d like to join!

saw this tag game somewhere else so I stole it. this picrew and the last song you listened to GO

@pinkhairandpronouns @carnivorous-horses-lover @existingtm and anyone else who wants to do this

ahhh some good old fashioned fun

@cicada-candy @wazzappp @sonata-stigmata (no pressure) and anyone else who wants to hop on

@ap0stle @demiiboy @vampirebiter @hellraiserdvine @gh0stboy @raskies456 and whoever else wants to do this!

taggging @pansyfemme @phantombime @divinegrump @yappacadaver @cockworms

:)

Wheee yayayaya :3

Tagging @hasanpits @the0neto0thedsktch @nomiyakazehaya @womb-complex @interplanet--janet and anyone else who wants to jump in :D!!

woooo ty for the tag!

tagging: @wyrm-with-a-why @cyber-neptune @steelthroat and open tag!

I love being tagged in picrews so muchhhhhh

Tagging @withoutalice @seraphim-seeker @artisfox @cyber-skeletons and anyone else who wants to join! No one is forced to join if they don’t want to

The three songs that came on while I was making this cause i couldn't decide which one to pick lol

@detritiviolet @altarralomon and anyone else who wants:>

yippee:3

@slightly-foolish @rain-is-cool @hatchi-matchii @nacho-business1 @atrociousrat @carelessapples /nf + anyone else who wants too!! :)

thx for the tag :3

@okaioh @aralstear @arcane-strangeness @foxkidd @foxymc @bixxibee @sapphictumbleruser @zepay @idkmansmth @bettercall-sal @cheesy-egg @imhyperfixatingrn actually wrote down all my mutuals so i can properly tag ppl for once o_O

thank you for the tag !! this was very fun

as for the music, nothing amazing lol just some shoegaze

@pompygirls @supportsleastfavouritewhiteboy @codecicle do it if you want to :3

thanky for the tag

@jazforthesoul @baradurus @justyouraverageleafykinnie

do ir it u want

This was so fun!!!!!!

Tags: @sidereus-stars @girlboylintjrwi @gh0stcav3 @biromanticlesbianjayferin @whaaaaaaaalllle6 @lilmewwofficial /nf

YIPPEEEEE !! *explodes of sillyness*

@seraphimhalo @jojo-pant-pisser @saltedcaramelchaos @unjustgalaxy @b4tt3ry-4c1d-x3 @thetentsystem /nf :33

YAHOO!!!!

@thesaltyblobfish @buried-in-the-archives @applesaucemeow @redspacegirl @unjustgalaxy @atseorsmth

Thank you for the tag!

@shoggoth-the-bitch @urlocalsupermarketofendocrinosis @vvanillavveins @field-cryptobotanist @wix-0-nightshade @chipscrumbs

And anyone else who wants to join!

(End in that song says “You’re Nobody” for the first one below)

The songs-….. I listen to a bit. My mood was. Everywhere.

Peach Rings full title of that song is “i’m gonna be a girl for halloween”

Build-A-Bear has been going through my mind a lot. Fun—Been confused what my sexuality is anymore.

Peep’s and anyone else! — @hauntedpotat @thecrowwithoutwings @ghostlyaxel @astro-hunny @hedgehoglegends @dailyshitpostwitholive @atoast @onyxinkygoober

Helloooo :>

@beanies-in-the-clouds @46-reasonable-hamsters @bonzobotdrum @bluechrysocolla @yourlocalxiaosimp @imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer

Yay this was so fun to make!!

No pressure tags @nyx1n1te @ender-of-the-sender @moonsanoverthinker

Thanks for the tag!

Been listening to a lot of Mitski this week <3

No pressure tags! @thermodynamic-comedian @isitjustmeorlifeisweird @cult-of-the-eye @oxthemoron @derecho-noah @bloodied-metal-pipe @generalidiocy and anyone else who wants to join!

Reblog game idea I stole from my mom’s facebook

Type “I’m sorry I lost my head because” and let your text prediction finish it.

Example: I’m sorry I lost my head because my brain is not functioning.

Moot tags: @demonicallyslaying @nanochittle @homocidalpotat @mrfellsans @hauntedpotat

I'm sorry I lost my head because of the cast list and the ominous static instead of names 🙃

...what does that mean

@beanies-in-the-clouds @wix-0-nightshade @astro-hunny @46-reasonable-hamsters @bonzobotdrum @bluechrysocolla @imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer

I'm sorry I lost my head because of the rain and I was in the car park and the weather was very shit

Britain moment

@nyx1n1te @ender-of-the-sender @tedspankoffskisbignaturals @moonsanoverthinker

I’m sorry I lost my head because of you and your dad I was trying not to be mean

Okay then…

No pressure tags! @isitjustmeorlifeisweird @cult-of-the-eye @thermodynamic-comedian @oxthemoron @bloodied-metal-pipe and anyone else who wants to join!

:o

Literally no one asked but just for the record no I am still not over how Jon’s fatal flaw was that he never knew when to concede and stop asking questions and then his last words in tma were “no [im not sure] but I love you” letting love take precedent over knowledge and logic and giving in bc he loves Martin

Still not over Martin’s entire arc being about his self hatred and isolation and then his last words in tma being “I love you too” not just a statement of love but a statement of reciprocated love

They both fundamentally changed for the better and that mattered—it may not have been perfect and it may not have been enough to save them from the narrative but it still mattered. I am utterly feral. I am so normal.

I love the hear me out trend, and it should definitely be a tag game

tagging: @sleeping-arsonist @rotten-milk-and-honey @moonsanoverthinker @falloutboyyaoi @i-love-hyacinths @critterofthenight @field-cryptobotanist @vvanillavveins @podcasts-rotting-chaos +anyone else ofc

Thanks for the tag!

This was fun and I think I’ve learnt some things about my type today…

Anywho no pressure tags! @thermodynamic-comedian @cult-of-the-eye @isitjustmeorlifeisweird @oxthemoron @derecho-noah @bonzobotdrum and anyone else who wants to join <3

do this quiz and I’ll diagnose u with a mental illness <3

This was the funniest thing I ever created while unemployed

NOOO

Oh glorious days I need help

@silly-lil-scribbles @father-imperator @one-more-guy

I think you guys might enjoy this

oh god i am so sorry everyone

mm open tags

I said I would do treason ONE TIME and I get this fucking insult

I said I would do

treason ONE TIME and I get

this fucking insult

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

taking this as an open tag by haiku bot

tagging @dimobserver @step-on-me-khun & whoever wants to join <3

Thanks for the tag!

tagging: @juyuu and anyone who’d like to join ^^

Thanks for the tag :)

The truth has finally been revealed…

Tagging @washbearbirb @vvanillavveins and anyone else who’d like :)

Thanks for the tag!

I already feel bad enough about not being able to grow facial hair without a quiz rubbing it in lmao

@critterofthenight @sleeping-arsonist @field-cryptobotanist @mossy-stormcloud @spirallingout @froggy-heaven @bat-luun @podcasts-rotting-chaos @no-tengo-ojos @buried-in-the-archives @oxthemoron @raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat @skyeoak @humanteethmarksonhumanbone

thanks for the tag!!

tell me why i got this answer when i am both a tumblr dot com user AND an english major?? and not an aquarius??

tagging @space—girl @i-love-hyacinths @battersweet @piss-pumpkin @iris-echos @soph-the-podcast-nerd @field-cryptobotanist @skyeoak + whoever else wants to!!

i wasnt tagged but im evil so i did it anyway

its true, my waist is missing presumed dead O:>

tagging: @falloutboyyaoi @moonsanoverthinker @rotten-milk-and-honey

Thanks for the tag!

The truth has finally been revealed…(the sign is two months out but shhhh)

No pressure tags! @isitjustmeorlifeisweird @oxthemoron @cult-of-the-eye @vibrantlifeboringdeath @bonzobotdrum @generalidiocy @derecho-noah @thermodynamic-comedian @chronicallyblyrie and anyone else who wants to join <3

The White and Orange Cat | The Magnus Archives One Shot

Based on @ultramarinaa's Cat!Martin AU and @coworkerjonathan's interpretation of it. If you would prefer a sweeter, fluffier take, that is over here.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Character death, animal death, crippling and ungodly levels of angst.

DISCLAIMER: I wrote this in an hour and haven't proofread it, so please forgive its very first-draftiness.

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[CLICK] 

Statement of Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist at the Magnus Institute, London, regarding the…the m-murder of Martin Blackwood. Statement…recorded by subject, October 17th, 2017.

Statement begins.

I…killed my coworker, yet the police refuse to arrest me. 

The Ninth Life | The Magnus Archives One Shot

Based on @ultramarinaa's Cat!Martin AU, and not upon @coworkerjonathan's soul-destroying tragic version of it. If you want that version, it's here.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Buttocks-clenchingly sweet fluff. 

DISCLAIMER: I, once again, wrote this in an hour and haven't proofread it. Forgive the typos and any “first draft” vibes. 

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[CLICK] 

Oop, yup, it’s on! Right, erm…This is Martin Blackwood, Archival Assistant at the Magnus Institute. I thought it would be a good idea to—

[A VERY LOUD, VERY RASPY HISSING CUTS MARTIN OFF]

[A LONG, WEIGHTY PAUSE FOLLOWS; SOMEONE IS BEING GLARED AT]

What? I-I mean, given the absolute palaver we just went through, shouldn’t we record what happened and how we fixed it? 

[SILENCE FOLLOWS. BUT MARTIN EVIDENTLY GETS HIS ANSWER]

Exactly! Right, so…ah-hem. This is Martin Bla—

[ONCE AGAIN, A LOUD HISS]

Alex in the opening of the first TMA fluff episode:

"Hey, we know times are tough. Here's a little break from the terrible reality with some soft content, so you can take a breath and just relax a while."

Alex in the opening of the first TMAGP fluff episode:

"Hewwo, you sick degenerate fucks. This is a callout post. I've seen your fluffy sins, and I'm gonna make damn sure you feel shame about them. Here's some tea uwu. Enjoy listening to your new scrungly blorbos have a brief moment of levity just to make their inevitable torment that much more painful for you. Yum!"