Remus Lupin is a bitchboy and Sirius Black is a babygirl, hope this helps.
Am I back? I actually don’t know, I am in my marauders arc rn so we’ll see. I’m still writing my long ass fic and i’m so excited for it omg I have so much planned after Hogwarts but can I just say.... it is DEVASTATING that I’m keeping it (relatively) canon compliment bc.... well, without too many spoilers Remus will eventually be given missions by Dumbledore to fraternise with other werewolves but fuck Dumbledore, Remus ends up becoming great friends with a werewolf community etc etc but like....
okay imagine Remus and Sirius living with in a werewolf village in Wales together and because it’s so community based, they end up accidentally adopting an orphan werewolf kid (not technically a werewolf but werewolf parents) and that kid is Teddy Lupin.
I’m obsessed with this AU actually.
And then they adopt Harry bc yeah. But basically..... I am bloody tempted.
No Children
Guess who’s (temporarily) back! Decided to write a very angsty Remus and Sirius oneshot based entirely on the song No Children by The Mountain Goats (which I really recommend checking out). Includes Remus visiting Sirius in Azkaban.
Cw// mentions of alcohol/getting drunk, bit of swearing and just all round very angsty. This is not a happy wolfstar fic.
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Options for a maruaders/wolfstar oneshot:
1. Marauder’s life together being retold as polaroid photos.
2. Who said I love you first? Remus or Sirius? And how?
3. Literally just shitposting, part 2 of the marauders being asshole teenage boys.
4. Other
Tell me what you think!
you asked for prompts so: any sort of trans remus one shot?
Hello! Trans Remus at your service! I actually wrote two oneshots: one more of an angsty(ish) one (but ending happily), and the last one- much shorter- is a lil modern au pride one just to offset any angst, involving all of the marauders. Hope you like them!
Request a oneshot here!
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Remus Lupin as Bo Burnham quotes (part 1)
Remus: Sirius has this really weird fetish.
Remus: He likes to dress up as himself
Remus: And then act like a fucking bitch all the time.
Chapter 12 of ‘Boys Will Be Bugs’ is up!
Summary:
Remus Lupin has more than one secret. And there’s no way of knowing who he can trust. All he has are his parents, but they can’t protect him when he goes off to Hogwarts.
But then Remus meets a boy and his two other friends, and soon realises that some secrets can’t be kept forever.
(Canon compliant- unfortunately)
Disclaimer: I do not condone or support JK Rowling’s harmful and transphobic views.
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First paragraph(s):
Grimmauld Place after an unsafe full moon, Spring 1996
Because behind a healed scar, there’s a person tending the wound. But for the longest, he suffered on his own.
Ref by Yves de Brabander
Marlena
Bullet point oneshot about Sirius and Marlene’s friendship. How they met, and what they were like. With a bit of wolfstar and dorlene thrown in there for pride day 6!
(Bit of background, I’m still- obviously- obsessed with the Damiano David as Sirius fancast, plus the way he keeps mentioning a “Marlena” in his songs gave me ✨many thoughts✨ so here’s a lil hc for y’all. With thanks to the wonderful @daylily-evans for coming up with some of the ideas/hcs.)
#i fucking hate myself for ending it sadly#pls attack me for ending it like that bc who gave me the fucking right#anyway#im now ridiculously invested in Sirius and Marlene’s friendship pls#and this is literally based on a picture of Damiano and Victoria#sirius black#marlene mckinnon#marauders era#marauders hcs#wolfstar
Sirius: You know... I’m kinda thinking I should tell my mother about us.
Remus: ...
Remus: Sirius... You’re dating a guy.
Remus: Who’s halfblood. And a werewolf.
Sirius: Yeah?
Remus: You’d kill her!
Sirius:
Sirius: That’s kind of what I’m banking on.
Thimbles and Acorns
(Pride day 5)
Small wolfstar oneshot, and credit to the wonderful @daylily-evans for the idea of Remus leaving trinkets for Sirius to find and Sirius retaliating.
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Remus Lupin decided that thimbles and acorns were special to him. Because Remus Lupin had read Peter Pan when he was a child, and in Peter Pan, thimbles and acorns were kisses. And Peter’s kiss had saved Wendy’s life. So therefore, they were very important.
In the Hogwarts grounds, there was an acorn tree near the Forbidden Forest. When the acorns fell to the ground in autumn, Remus would search through them, trying to find the perfect one. He only ever picked one. Kisses were not meant to be hoarded, and too many would make them less special. So Remus would find one, making sure it was smooth and shiny, and had a little cap on it. And he’d slip it into his pocket, leaving the rest of the acorns on the ground. His acorn was a kiss. The rest were acorns.
Remus was in first year. And he threaded a daisy chain, and gave it to Sirius. Sirius smiled at it, and wore it like a crown.
Remus was in first year. And he came across the leaf of an oak tree. It was a huge leaf, and it was bright orange. It covered Remus’s entire hand. He picked it up, and when Sirius wasn’t looking, he slipped it into a page of Sirius’s herbology book. Sirius had no idea where it came from.
Remus was in first year. And he found some bright red holly berries, with the spiky leaves attached to them. It was Christmas, and they suited the theme. He put them on Sirius’s bedside table, and when he returned they were gone.
Remus was in second year, and third year, and fourth year. Sirius found a four leaf clover in his trunk. A feather in his reading book. A pinecone on his pillow. Where on Earth were these things coming from?
Remus found ladybirds on leaves and let them crawl onto his finger. He’d show Sirius and tell him to make a wish. Remus found dandelion clocks and handed them to Sirius. He’d tell him to make a wish. Remus found penny spiders and would keep his hand still for ages, watching them make a web between his fingers. Sirius watched as well, and then Remus would tell him to make a wish.
Remus was in fifth year. And an acorn was in his pocket.
Sirius was sitting under the oak tree, picking at the grass, smoking a cigarette. Remus sat down next to him, and gave him the acorn.
“What’s this?” Asked Sirius, rolling the acorn around in his hand.
“An acorn.”
“I can see that. Why are you giving it to me?” Remus shrugged his shoulders.
“I like giving things to you.” Remus sat back against the tree, and closed his eyes. He didn’t notice Sirius staring at him for a while, thinking.
Remus was in fifth year, and he found a conker in the draw of his bedside table. He had no idea how it had got there.
Remus was in fifth year, and he found an ivy leaf in the book he was reading. He used it as a bookmark.
Remus was in fifth year, and he found a sprig of mistletoe in his jacket pocket. It was Christmas, and it suited the theme.
Sirius was in sixth year, and the Forbidden Forest was covered in snow, and he wasn’t allowed out into the grounds anyway because of the weather. So he couldn’t find anything to give to Remus.
But Peter was fixing a hole in his sock, and he dropped his thimble.
“Can I have this?” Sirius asked. Peter shrugged and said sure.
Remus was sitting underneath the arches which opened out onto the icy courtyard. Sirius bounced up to him and sat down, Remus moving his legs so Sirius had room. Sirius handed him the thimble.
“What’s this?” Asked Remus.
“A thimble.”
“But why are you giving it to me?” Sirius shrugged, but he was failing to suppress a smile.
“I like giving things to you.”
Remus Lupin shitposting (pride day 4)
Remus Lupin cutting his hair short throughout his childhood until he gets really good at it, and just cuts his friends’ hair for them when they need it. Remus Lupin wearing three sports bras and two sweaters on top of each other to get that ✨flat chest✨ look. Remus Lupin finally getting a binder and crying. Remus Lupin becoming more comfortable in his masculinity and wearing black nail polish and dangly earrings. Remus Lupin pondering on whether he wants to wear a skirt or not after seeing Sirius absolutely rock them, but not feeling confident enough, and not wanting them to cause him any dysphoria. Remus Lupin being encouraged by James who puts on a skirt just for him, saying “I’m a literal jock, a ripped Quidditch player, if I say skirts can be masculine they fucking can be”. Remus Lupin fucking ROCKING a skirt. Remus Lupin being cheered on by his friends as he attempts to walk up the stairs to the girl’s dormitory to see if the stairs change for him. Remus Lupin grinning like a damn idiot bc the stairs absolutely changed, and now he’s sprawled out on the floor with his friends on top of him, as elated as he is. Remus Lupin getting top surgery and going shirtless in public for the first time. Remus Lupin having a mullet. Remus Lupin literally having a different hairstyle every year. Remus Lupin with tattoos. Remus Lupin wearing dinosaur sweaters and befriending frogs. Remus Lupin having scars he’s actually proud of. Remus Lupin writing poetry. Remus Lupin wearing waistcoats and scarves and checkered trousers. Remus Lupin wearing Sirius’s leather jacket and sharing his cigarettes. Remus Lupin singing in the shower. Remus Lupin swearing in Welsh and counting sheep as he falls asleep with an un dau tri pedwar pump. Remus Lupin drinking ten cups of coffee a day. Remus Lupin smiling when Sirius gets his name tattooed in Roman letters on his wrist. Remus Lupin going quiet when he’s sad and doesn’t talk to anyone for a week. Remus Lupin shouting at Sirius for nearly getting expelled after beating up a guy who called Remus a slur. Remus Lupin being a hypocrite and constantly struggles not to fight people himself when he’s angry. Remus Lupin being held back by James after The Prank, James familiar enough with his temper to know that a fistfight is imminent. Remus Lupin trying to be vegetarian throughout the entire month before transforming, to make up for accidentally eating a bird once when he was in his wolf form, and getting super sick over it. Remus Lupin never crying after his mum dies. Remus Lupin wearing cargo shorts. Remus Lupin wearing friendship bracelets all up his arms. Remus Lupin knowing how to thread daisy chains and shyly giving one to Sirius in first year, who is absolutely delighted by it. Remus Lupin getting stoned with his friends as they listen to Atom Heart Mother by Pink Floyd. Remus Lupin listening to David Bowie on vinyl. Remus Lupin having a huge record collection, even bigger than Sirius’s. Remus Lupin watching Doctor Who as a child and being scared of the Daleks. Remus Lupin growing up with posters of Quidditch players and musicians, all male, and not knowing whether he wants to be them or wants to date them. Remus Lupin being really good at astronomy. Remus Lupin being shit at potions, and yet is a master at brewing herbal remedies for his friends which his mother taught him as a child. Remus Lupin giving Sirius muggle books to read. Remus Lupin saying dw’in caru ti to Sirius knowing full well that Sirius has no idea what he’s talking about. Remus Lupin letting Sirius sleep in his bed. Remus Lupin being terrible at cooking but fantastic at baking. Remus Lupin breaking the rules because he’s not a goody two shoes. Remus Lupin with a lip piercing. Remus Lupin wishing on ladybirds. Remus Lupin breaking his no crying streak of ten years two days after Sirius dies and the realisation of it all hitting him full force. Remus Lupin going into the war knowing full well he’s probably not going to come out alive. Remus Lupin singing Welsh lullabies to Teddy. Remus Lupin hanging concert photos on the wall of his flat. Remus Lupin wearing beanies.
Remus Lupin.
Chapter 11 of my trans Remus Lupin fic, ‘Boys Will Be Bugs’, is up on AO3!
Summary:
Remus Lupin has more than one secret. And there’s no way of knowing who he can trust. All he has are his parents, but they can’t protect him when he goes off to Hogwarts.
But then Remus meets a boy and his two other friends, and soon realises that some secrets can’t be kept forever.
(Canon compliant)
Disclaimer: I do not condone or support JK Rowling’s harmful and transphobic views.
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Accordion
aka a drable about one of my favorite hcs. would recommend listening to this song from amelie, as it worked as my inspiration, and maybe remembering that scene from the book theif where her father played the accordion ourside (bc i cant find it rn), because it helped me visualize remus ehehehehe. also, once again, thanks to the wonderful @theinfamousjack for betaing and being a constant source of inspiration and encouraging
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On his eighteenth birthday, his last in Hogwarts, the marauders gifted him an accordion. It was an old, hand-me-down thing, and slightly out of tune, but it was the most beautiful thing Remus had ever seen.
And really, he couldn't even believe them. He had mentioned it off handedly once, once, that he'd like to learn to play an instrument, and, on a completely separate occasion, he had talked about how he liked the sound of accordion, prompted by that one The Who song. And yet the boys remembered, and gave him the perfect gift.
"You're already an adult by wizard standards, but now you're also an adult by muggle standards, so the gift had to be special," Sirius had said with a kiss. He almost burst into tears in that moment, overwhelmed by the good and the bad things that were to come.
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Learning the accordion wasn't easy, it turned out. Especially without a teacher. Remus, though, didn't give up. He kept trying, silencing charm around his four poster bed's curtains, and spent hours on weekend nights struggling to figure out what note each sound was, or how to get the thing to make any proper sound at all.
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what if we were a punk band and i was the effeminate frontman and you were a guitarist with whom i share a microphone in a homoerotic way
everyone say thank you damiano
Above: Gryffindor party playlist I made (marauders era). Below: Oneshot I wrote to go with it, aka an introvert’s attempt at writing a party, having never actually been to one.
Cw// mentions of alcohol and getting drunk.
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End of an Era
Leaving Hogwarts was a big deal. Seven years had been spent walking the same halls, sleeping in the same beds, and seeing the same faces every day. Everyone had their fair share of worries, whether it was jobs or family or accommodation. Sirius had always dreamed of living in an apartment with his friends, but as the weeks at Hogwarts drew to a close, the idea became ever more daunting. For starters, Sirius had no idea what he wanted to do. He didn’t want to work at the ministry, or become a teacher. He didn’t particularly want to be any kind of healer, or work in a hospital, so what else was there? Bartender? Shopkeeper?
“At least you have the choice,” grumbled Remus. Sirius had been agonising over his future for the past few days and Remus had tried to help, but he was clearly growing tired of Sirius complaining about his choices, when he didn’t have any himself. “I would have liked to be a teacher, but that’ll never happen.” Sirius walked over and wrapped his arms around his boyfriend.
“You would have been a great teacher,” he assured, kissing him on the cheek. Remus smiled lightly.
“Thanks.”
“Besides,” Sirius continued. “You can always work in the muggle world.” He suddenly gasped as a thought came into his head. “We can work together! We can work in some muggle club, and party every night!” He grinned as Remus raised an eyebrow.
“Is that really all you want to do? Party?”
“Of course! No one parties better than me.”
“Speaking of parties,” interrupted Marlene, from the armchair next to them; they were all sitting around the common room, rather aimlessly. The last days of school were making them all feel a bit clueless. “I’m thinking of throwing one on the last day. Everyone needs loosening up, and we might as well go out with a bang.” Everyone agreed almost instantly. It was inconceivable for them not to have a party, especially with Sirius around.
Top Surgery
Oneshot about (trans) Remus Lupin getting top surgery. Bit of wolfstar as well.
Disclaimer: To all my trans boys/trans masc people reading this. You are no less trans, nor are you no less male/masculine if you decide against top surgery, or if you don’t/can’t get top surgery. This goes for bottom surgery, binding, hormones, etc. Your body doesn’t define your gender, nor does what you decide to do with it. <3 ~ Remus wasn’t allowed to get top surgery until he was seventeen. Well... “top surgery” was the muggle name for it. In the wizarding world, a simple spell would do the trick. But there was a law in the wizarding world stating that parts of the body weren’t allowed to be removed from an underage wizard or witch unless said body part was detrimental to the child’s life, say, an unfixable limb, or a gangrenous leg. And despite Remus’ adamance that his chest was a detriment, specifically to his mental health, (when would the wizarding world take mental health seriously? He regularly thought to himself), the law disagreed. So he had to wait until he was of age.
In the meantime, he simply wore a shirt with a binding charm put upon it, which did the trick to make his chest look flat with his clothes on, but he was desperate to just be able to take his shirt off, in the hot weather or in bed. He forwent ever swimming in the lake with his friends because he couldn’t swim with his binder on, but he didn’t want his chest to be noticeable. So he had to sit by the edge of the lake instead, his feet dipped in and his friends splashing at him from within the water.