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I was talking to my coworker today about my deep belief that more media should be finite. Some of the most disappointing endings in TV happen because there wasn’t an end goal that the plot was working toward all along. Ironically this came up because I was lamenting Arcane only being two seasons, a decision I admire, respect, and mourn.

I was juxtaposing How I Met Your Mother with The Office. The whole conceit of HIMYM is that the story is supposed to be leading toward this woman who haunts the narrative with her absence but because they set out with no end goal the finale is ultimately so unsatisfying. Nine seasons of build up for someone who could never have lived up to the hype because she wasn’t chosen beforehand or included early on.

Contrasted the The Office which was nine seasons that only ever claimed to be about the daily lives of office workers. Things get a bit looney tunes at times but ultimately the finale feels correct because there wasn’t some stated goal they’d been working toward narratively all along.

I then stated that the best and most elegant storytelling for TV was on The Good Place, in which every episode furthered the understanding of moral philosophy, advanced the plot, and was funny. It set out with a clear story and wrapped up exactly where it intended in one of the most satisfying conclusions ever that makes me cry every time.

My coworker then said, “What’s The Good Place?”

I froze. I frantically ran back everything I’d said thus far for spoilers and concluded that I had not ruined the plot. “You haven’t seen it?”

“No, it’s pretty good?”

“It’s. Really good.”

He mused about watching it with his partner or alone. I know he doesn’t like to rewatch media but I still suggested, “Watch it alone first, and then rewatch it with her. Trust me. The twist at the end of the first season will recontextualize everything and you’ll get to watch her reaction.”

I hope I get to hear him talk about it when I work with him next. I’m excited.

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rat-rambles

I just need to take a moment again to scream about this 2 years before the portal thing because I'm like tearing my hair out foaming at the mouth.

Like how did bill fumble this badly not only did he have the cheat cards to Ford's heart, not only could he read Ford's mind, not only is Ford naturally inclined to like a chaos demon but he had TWO YEARS OF BEING BUDDYS. 2 years of trust is a long fucking time how do you mess that up master manipulater my ass. Like Bill seriously.should have been able to convince Ford to let him into our world but instead he was like no actually your stupid and I'm going to destory your world now. Wtf Bill.

Like Bill, this guy you failed to sell the pros of God hood to really!, really? How I could manipulate Ford better than this.

God Ford was so into Bill to and Bill just dropped the ball.

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soulren

Discord has introduced microtransactions to make only specific users hear sound effects. Skype is back as a livestreaming platform. X is now marketing “twitter” as a paid-only private area to post in on X. There are clouds gathering above the field now. There’s an ache in your tooth when you eat something sweet, sharp and stabbing, but you put it off. The wind makes the puddles in the mud ripple after it rains. When you look out, you like to pretend they are deeper, deep enough to drown in. You wonder if you’d still be able to see just how big the cloud-heavy sky is as you fall beneath the surface. You wonder if you’d hear the first drops of rain. You wonder how the wind always seems to find you out there. The field is large, and it is cold outside. Come inside now. It’s getting late.

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tanadrin

imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

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papercutslut

I know intellectually that Ford is kind of a rizzless loser who gets no bitches, but I think its a funny concept that Ford is a rizzless loser who gets no bitches EXCEPT ☝️ for evil megalomaniacs who want to own him like a dog.

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swan2swan

Oh, my, what's this?

A never-to-be-aired episode of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur that somehow made its way to YouTube?

What should we do about this?

Would be a shame if someone downloaded it. Imagine. Something so controversial an incoming Presidential administration intimidated its company into pulling it from the air lineup, just sitting on your hard drive. In America! What a disaster that would be for our great country. Taking the product of hard-working artists and giving the corporation that produced it no way to make money from this product, or keep it from the children.

What a shame that would be, huh?

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visenyaism

do you have any ideas about why so many students are struggling with literacy now? I know that illiteracy and reading comprehension have been issues for years and most americans read at like a 5th grade reading level but I’m curious why it seems to be worse now (pandemic? no child left behind?)

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It is everything. There’s not one answer. I could talk about this forever so instead I set a five minute timer on my phone and wrote a list of as many of the many things that are causing this on a systemic level that I could think of:

  • It’s parents not reading with their kids (a privilege, but some parents have that privilege to be able to do this and don’t.)
  • It’s youtube from birth and never being bored.
  • It’s phasing out phonics for sight words (memorizing without understanding sounds or meaning) in elementary schools in the early aughts.
  • It’s defunding public libraries that do all the community and youth outreach.
  • It’s NCLB and mandating standardized tests which center reading short passages as opposed to longform texts so students don’t build up the endurance or comprehension skills.
  • It’s NCLB preventing schools from holding students back if they lack the literacy skills to move onto the next grade because they can’t be left behind so they’re passed on.
  • It’s the chronic underfunding of ESL and Special Ed programs for students who need extra literacy support.
  • It’s the cultural devaluing of the humanities in favor of stem and business because those make more money which leads to a lot of students to completely disregard reading and writing.
  • It’s the learning loss from covid.
  • It’s covid trauma manifesting in a lot of students as learned helplessness, or an inability to “figure things out” or push through adversity to complete challenging tasks independently, especially reading difficult texts.
  • It’s covid normalizing cheating and copying.
  • It’s increasing phone use.
  • It’s damage to attention span exacerbated by increased phone use that leaves you without an ability to sit and be bored ever without 2-3 forms of constant stimulation.
  • It’s shortform video becoming the predominant form of social media content as opposed to anything text-based.
  • It’s starting to also be generative AI.
  • It’s the book bans.

what did I miss.

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Cannot believe I forgot to also blame charter schools, voucher programs, and the conservative push to lower the teenage working age and get poor kids tracked out of college prep and into vocational training for this. i have let everyone down

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penny-anna

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

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lisaonatree

Did you step on it?

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

Uh oh!!

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kamaloo

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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redstonedust

i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

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darnitjack

A true successor of Thomas Edison

surprise surprise

finally some good fucking salt over thomas eddison on this site

it’s also not even HIS money, it’s his father’s money, made from apartheid emerald mining. that money was made from the blood and suffering of countless poor people of color so the rich could wear pretty rocks.

elon musk has never done or made anything valuable or worthwhile in his life.

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ruimtetijd

Tesla was founded in 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.

I think it would be funny if this fun fact became common knowledge.

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