*Gotham Gazette interview *
Bruce Wayne: So this house has lasted for over a century, let me show you the living area...
*smoke alarm goes off, fire everywhere, Damian laughing maniacally over a yelling Tim*
Bruce: *slams the door shut* My apology, I was going to say the kitchen...
*explosion happens, the oven goes boom, Dick screaming Alfred*
Bruce: *blocks the camera* Sorry, I mean the garage. Right, the garage.
*engine roars, smoke everywhere, Jason laughing "Mine, mine, mine!!!"*
Reporter: Mr. Wayne-
Bruce: How about the garden! The garden is really nice.
*shot fired, Alfred slowly walks from afar dragging an unlucky thief out of the bush with a shotgun on his shoulder*
Bruce: ...
Bruce: So, do you wanna see the pets?