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Moon Moon

@moonfox281 / moonfox281.tumblr.com

Hi, I'm Moonie
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Anonymous asked:

Please, do you have some happy or cute hcs?

I like hcs about eating so why don't we talk about food?

Dick: half-ass healthy

Like: Milk bread, any type of large fish, pickled ginger

Dislike: non-bake cheesecake, canned products, greasy foods

Personally, I like the idea that he has a set routine and healthy diet, but doesn't keep it consistent. Actually, his diet and expenses are ridiculously controversial. He's very aware of savings and keeping his expenses in check, but has a really mixed conception of what is cheap and pricey.

Dick: Brunch in Diamond district? Too hoity-toity.

Also Dick's weekly grocery cart: kokyu shokupan, wild salmon, Iberian ham, tropical fruits, use only truffle oil for salad.

This contradiction is probably caused by the swift jump from living a quick, backpack lifestyle with the circus to living in a four stories billionaire mansion with a British butler.

Jason: practical AF

Like: meat

Dislike: shitty coffee

Jason spent his childhood on the street and in poverty, he, later on, spent most of his post-resurrection time in harsh training and backpack traveling, you can say he can't really afford to be picky when it comes to food. He'll eat anything consumable and doesn't really get food poisoning or salmonella thanks to the Pit.

But if you want to please him, just take him to a good BBQ or steak house.

(He'll break your bank though, cause by all means, he's a heavy eater.)

Tim: teenager

Like: street foods, chili dogs at carnivals, fresh pastries at local coffee houses

Dislike: Starbucks (will argue with the barista about their size names)

He's still a boy, his taste changes once in a while. Also, Tim has been very much of a reporter/detective most of his life, he's constantly on the streets, behind a screen, never has enough time, always reaches out for something quick and filling.

Also, you often see him surrounded by his teammates, friends and family. He doesn't like eating in general and sees it as a basic action to keep functioning his brain and body, but having foods that can easily be shared by a crowd and bring people together helps his appetite a lot.

Damian: aristocrat

Like: roasted beetroot with mango sauce, pumpkin velouté, spinach ravioli, and hot chocolate.

Dislike: anything Jason and Tim touch (until Dick tells him to try)

The boy is like Bruce but vegan coded. He is raised in wealth and has a palette that proves so. While he will never downgrade himself to try anything made in a van or on a kiosk, the boy will (not so willingly) test things out if dragged by the family.

While it's true that Damian has a sophisticated taste in food, he's still very much a child, you may not be able to bribe him with candy or pizza night, but you'll still earn his heart with a cup of hot milk with honey before bed (at least that was how Dick did it.)

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I just love the idea that the Batfamily tease Dick all the time but secretly not so secretly they’re all afraid of him because they may work with Bruce but Dick basically raised all of them? And they sometimes use him as a self-defense material against each other.

Like if Jason ever steals the last cookies in the jar and holds them over his head not because he wants to eat but simply because he wants to fuck around with Damian:

Jason: Whatcha gonna do, itsy bitsy? 

And Damian gets frustrated and angered and he starts calling Dick at the top of his lungs. Jason drops his face and stuffs the cookies into Damian’s mouth in panic to shut him up.

Jason: It’s all yours!

Or when Damian and Tim fight each other and Damian goes overboard so Tim records everything.

Tim: That’s it. I’m sending this to Dick

Damian: Wait no-

And not just the Batkids, even Bruce...

Damian: *going out of control and killing people*

Bruce: *already dialing Dick’s number*

And sometimes, even Alfred.

Bruce: *explain about a crazy mission that very likely puts his kids’ lives and himself at risk*

Alfred: Sir, are you sure master Dick would agree to this?

Bruce: ...

Also Bruce: *start planning everything again from scratch*

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How the Batboys look like in my imagination

*this is no fancast, this is just how I imagine their looks*

Bruce:

Face: *yes, I actually think Bruce has Robert’s face* his smirk tho!!!!!!! BIG DICK ENERGY. isanactualdick 

Body: The brawny type. Breathe manliness. FAt what I dont’ do fat I do beefcake. Can crack a nut with a flex of muscle. I’ll actually faint if seeing him shirtless.

Skin: the palest among the bunch. So.many.scars! GET SOME TAN BROOSE!!!

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Batboys all things

(Okay, I had this idea when at work and just had to get it out of my head or else I’m gonna spend the rest of my day thinking about it.)

Food caught eating the most:

Dick: sandwich (doesn’t have time to have anything else)

Tim: frozen and microwaved (doesn’t have time but still care just enough about health)

Damian: steak (anything else is for peasants)

Jason: street foods (practical as hell)

Car represent:

Dick: Nissan (popular, reliable, can be both homie and classy if wanted)

Tim: Mercedes (rarely disappoint you but once he’s down, he’s down)

Damian: Lincoln (anything else is for peasants)

Jason: Range Rover (will crush you and look hot doing it)

Clothing choice: 

Tim: Tommy Hilfiger (a good looking good at sport fashionable nerd)

Damian: Ralph Lauren (anything else is for peasants)

Jason: Nike 

Dick: Calvin Klein (no one should argue me on this)

Drink order:

Dick: beer (will black out halfway through the second bottle but still order it to keep up appearance anyway)

Tim: coffee, pure black coffee (obviously)

Damian: black tea 

Jason: whisky (doesn’t care if it’s 2AM or 8 in the morning)

Sport:

Dick: volleyball (can practically fly and is scaringly observance)

Tim: baseball (a strategist at heart)

Damian: rowing (terrible teamwork but manage to win every time)

Jason: basketball (you really don’t wanna go 1 on 1 with him)

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