First candy: It’s spooky time ( ＾◡＾)っ🔪|
I wanted to do Jason’s face so bad, but I can’t imagine Jason doing Halloween as anyone else other than....well, Jason :v
Bats superpowers:
Bruce: Traumatic parenting
Tim: Instant sleep
Damian: unconditional love for 8 million animal species minus one (human being)
Stephanie: unconditional sass for 8 billion people minus one (Cass)
Dick: smell great
Duke: not dying being Robin (yet...)
Cassandra: look innocent when killing
Jason: erotic voice
How Jason deals with hairstyles
Jason: *grabs Tim's head in the middle of his nap* *pulls his bang into a pineapple ponytail* Hair off the face you fucking hobo!
Jason: *wrestles Damian down the ground and shaved off his head* your spiky hurts my eyes, physically
Damian: *howling at the back*
Also Jason: *touch Dick's nape* You're perfect the way you are
Dick: ???
Batboys profile: Body
Jason Todd
Lots of different opinions about Jason’s body during the years since his sooo extra comeback as the Red Hood, but one thing we all agree, he’s a rugged beast!
Okay, I think the kind that suits him the most is American football player body type.
Dick: *after going away for a 2 months mission* I'm back! Anyone wants a hug?
Jason: *pulls out his guns* It's on!
Tim: *pull out his staff* Get in line.
Damian: *pull out his sword* Mine.
Dick: ⊙▽⊙ ???
Tim: *texts furiously a full sketch of the operation with time and date and plans and details*
Jason: K
Tim: Well Potassium you too, jerk!
Jason: What do you want? A periodic table?
Damian: Grayson, I want a dog.
Dick: Can't. Tim's allergic to animal hair.
Damian: Oh thank God. Can we get rid of him and get the dog now?
Drunk
Jason: How drunk was I last night?
Dick: Well, you spent half an hour ramble about what chickens look like without feathers.
Jason: ...
Jason: I just Googled it.
Jason: And I am severely uncomfortable.
Tim: So, I think I'm in love.
Dick: *gasps* Spill, now!
Tim: She's black, smoking hot, tall and god, she's charming and smells so good. She keeps me awake all night and I think I'm in trouble.
Dick: Who's she? Tell me, tell me!!!
Tim: Coffee.