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Easily bribed with kupo nuts and praise.
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3j-unit

“I’m not a fucking genius. I work my ass off. Hamilton could have written what I wrote in about three weeks. That’s genius. It took me a very long time to wrestle this onto the stage, to even be able to understand the worldviews of the characters that inhabit my show, and then be able to distill that.” — Lin-Manuel Miranda

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romansnow

“Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in this; when I have a subject in hand, I study it profoundly. Day and night it is before me. My mind becomes pervaded with it. Then the effort that I have made is what people are pleased to call the fruit of genius. It is the fruit of labor and thought.” — Alexander Hamilton

IT GOT BETTER

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Holy shit you guys

This deserves to be read, so I’m copying the article into my reblog.

Kendall explains that she was born to be a sex slave, as her parents intentionally had her for the trafficker she calls her “owner.” Kendall says that her parents sold her at birth to an elite pedophile ring that serviced some of the world’s power elite, describing her first memories as being passed around groups of rich and prominent men and women for them to “take turns” with her for sadistic sexual pleasure.
Making her first public appearance after escaping from the man she calls her “owner,” Kendall describes being forced to participate in actions that shock the conscience. She explains that she was forced to rape children as young as 5- years-old, and even admits to having been forced to kill a baby by the human trafficker she describes as her “owner.”Kendall says that she can tell the difference between kids born into sexual slavery and ones that have been kidnapped, as the ones born into it are more docile and less upset as it is the only reality they have ever known. When Dr. Phil asks how old she thinks she was when she was first raped, Kendall explains that it was “before I could talk – I was used to it by the time I was 2.
She says she doesn’t even know her actual age, as she has been a sex slave her entire life, being trafficked around the globe to be molested and raped by the societal elites – including high ranking law enforcement official, major sports franchise owners and even high level U.S. politicians.
She describes having birthed 3 children while in captivity, all of which have been taken from her by her owner/trafficker, and are believed by Kendall to now be child sex slaves themselves.
“I was allowed to get pregnant, because men paid for that,” Kendall said.
Kendall notes that the pedophiles she came into contact with over the years were extremely wealthy – often “pillars of the community” – with some even owning private islands or large pieces of land.
“They would buy us just to hunt us,” she said.
She recalls one of her most fearful memories was that of the pedophiles hosting a “hunting party” on one of their large private plots of lands, making numerous children run and hide in fear, as they were the “prey” to be hunted. The pedophiles would then hunt the children as they ran and hid in fear – raping and torturing them when they were captured.
The activities described by this woman are so profoundly disturbing they can be almost hard to believe, but Dr. Phil confirms that his team not only investigated Kendall’s case for four months, but also consulted with law enforcement experts who confirmed her story. Dr. Phil said he “100% believes” that she is telling the truth.
In a damning indictment of the power-elite, Kendall described how the pedophile politicians would adorn her in designer clothes, well groomed hair and makeup to give the appearance of class and sophistication. She explains that she and other children were often hung from cages suspended from the ceiling, and that they were often drugged before being transported in the darkness of night.
She claims that she was trafficked to pedophile politicians, and taken to political parties attended by high-level politicians who used her for their personal pleasure. The politicians always took great care to hide what they were doing, according to Kendall, who confirmed that there are many elite U.S. politicians that have been engaged in raping children for many years — a reality that has consistently been covered up and completely hidden from voters.
Perhaps the reason these crimes have been so steadfastly hidden from public view, is that high-level law enforcement officials have also been implicated as being part of the elite pedophile network.
This is just the latest case to emerge in what is now being called #PedoGate. #PedoGate refers to an international pedophile ring composed of politicians and other high profile societal elites.
After President Trump held a press conference last month, in which he detailed his plans to go after the victims of the “human trafficking epidemic,” former U.S. Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney weighed in on the subject, noting that going after child predators will lead to the downfall of both Republicans and Democrats in the United States — as this problem goes all the way to the top.
As the Free Thought Project has consistently pointed out, pedophilia among the global elite is rampant.
In December, we reported on the massive child sex ring that was exposed in Norway. That investigation quickly led to arrests of “51 people, all men, (who) are so far involved in the case. 24 of them come from Hordaland and Sogn og Fjordane. Twenty-six come from other areas of Norway, from Southeast to Finnmark in the north. Among the accused offenders, there is also one Swedish national. Two politicians, one Labor politician from Oslo and a former national Progress Party (FrP) politician from Eastern Norway are involved in the case.” One is also a kindergarten teacher, and four of the 51 arrested were perpetrators in the video evidence collected.
In February, the Free Thought Project reported on the fact that the police chief recently came forward and confirmed that the former Prime Minister of England, Sir Edward Heath, had raped dozens of children. The department also noted how those within the government helped cover up these crimes.
We previously reported on the high-profile elite pedophilia scandal that gripped the U.K. – with its thousands of victims – being unceremoniously swept under the rug, which is indicative of the scope and breadth of the actual problem. In fact, the problem is so rampant in England that officials issued an order last month to stop naming streets and landmarks after local heroes and politicians because they could later be exposed as pedophiles.
In the case of the U.K. Inquiry, historical abuse by politically connected elites, celebrities, and politicians was brought to light — with an official inquiry being started — only to have the inquiry “crumble” after heavy pressure was exerted by highly placed power brokers within the U.K. establishment.
This was almost the exact same scenario as what took place in the United States in what became known as the Franklin child sex ring coverup — which involved high level Republicans during the George H.W. Bush administration. Once the FBI took over the investigation from state authorities, it turned into a witch hunt to persecute the child victims – going so far as to charge them with perjury in a successful attempt to scare the other 70+ victims to recant their testimony regarding the child sex ring.
While the story received a small measure of newspaper coverage, there was a complete blackout of the scandal by the mass media, thus most Americans have never heard about this scandal that reached all the way to the White House.
Domestically, there are relatively few high-level arrests, as anytime ‘the elite’ are mentioned alongside the term ‘pedophile,’ the Praetorian guard, aka the corporate media, shout down all those who dare pose any questions about those in power abusing the most vulnerable among us.
For example former U.S. Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dennis Hastert, a known serial child rapist, was never charged for his numerous crimes against children, which the FBI knew about, and had evidence of, for over a decade.
According to FBI whistleblower Sibel Edmonds:
Since 1996 the FBI has had tons of information on Hastert which was gathered in Chicago by the FBI’s Chicago Field Office. The incriminating criminal evidence in those files range from bribery, extortion, fraud, money laundering and embezzlement, to sexual crimes against minors and participation in foreign-operated drug operations.
Since 1997 the FBI has had much hard evidence on Hastert gathered by the FBI’s Washington Field Office. The documented deeds range from espionage to foreign bribery.
But that’s not all. The FBI also has had hard data on Hastert’s sexual violations outside the United States. The involved countries include Vietnam, Thailand, Turkey and Morocco, among others. This also included sexual favors as means of foreign bribery. Interestingly, the CIA had been documenting those sexual activities for many years, and not only on Hastert but on many others; elected and appointed.
So, when corporate media tells you #PizzaGate is fake news and that investigating whether Denny Hastert’s good friend, John Podesta, is involved in some way with pedophilia – given his close friendship with Hastert, proclivity for strange art featuring nude children and strange code words found in his leaked emails — it shouldn’t be shouted down as “fake news,” but investigated instead.
It seems that American politicians and their political cronies are virtually untouchable in the ivory towers of government. Since January of 2017 over 1,500 pedophiles and human traffickers have been arrested. However, the power-elite operating these child sexual slavery rings have not been among them… yet.

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BLOW THIS UP AND BURN IT ALL DOWN.

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jerseydeanne

This is incredibly upsetting, but you have to read this and reblog and send it viral

Disturbing what this woman and others in in her position have gone through and these horrible organisations like this which do exist in this world. Watch the video and read anons and it will open your eyes to what horrible people exist within our society. 

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remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED

to this day dandelions are my favorite flower, out of spite.

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profeminist

“Two years after “Sesame Street” debuted an autistic Muppet named Julia on their digital program, the orange-haired tyke is now going to appear on the actual television show.

“It’s tricky because Autism is not one thing, because it is different for every single person who has autism. There is an expression that goes, ‘If you’ve met one person with Autism, you’ve met one person with Autism,’” “Sesame Street” writer Christine Ferraro told “60 Minutes” reporter Lesley Stahl on.

If the character of Julia does her job, Ferraro added, “when [children] encounter [people with disabilities] in their real life it’s familiar. And they see that these — these can be their friends too.”

A survey released by the Kennedy Krieger Institute in Baltimore and Johns Hopkins University in 2012 found that 63 percent of children with autism spectrum disorders had been bullied. They were three times more likely to experience bullying than their non-autistic peers.”

Read the full piece here

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The Trump budget pulls money from PBS, the makers of Sesame Street.  Please follow them and support if you can!

For real, people don’t understand how important this is because little kids who are autistic are going to feel validated and important because of her

Representation matters.

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eerian-sadow

I actually caught the 60 minutes clip at work, and Julia looks like a fantastic representation. We need her, we need Sesame Street and we need PBS.

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microcroft

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

That terrified sparkle emoji describes at least half my life

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I’m about 90% sure the economy is never gonna “improve” 

this is capitalism in it’s final form

this is it honey 

except, you know, those companies that do a charitable thing for every thing they sell

that’s kinda new and interesting. benevolent capitalism

lmao

Pay attention, class: This is what it looks like when one is unwilling to consider new information.

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blue-author

It’s not new information, though. It’s misinformation.

First, it’s not that new.

Did you know that there was a time in U.S. history—which is by definition recent history—when a corporation was generally intended to have some sort of public interest that they served? I mean, that’s the whole point of allowing corporations to form. Corporations are recognized by the commonwealth or state, and this recognition is not a right but a privilege, in exchange for which the state (representing the people) is allowed to ask, “So what does this do for everyone else?”

The way the economy is now is a direct result of a shift away from this thinking and to one where a corporation is an entity unto itself whose first, last, and only concern is an ever-increasing stream of profits. What you’re calling “benevolent capitalism” isn’t benevolent at all. It’s a pure profit/loss calculation designed to distract from—not even paper over or stick a band-aid on—the problems capitalism creates. And the fact that you’re here championing it as “benevolent capitalism” is a sign of how ell it’s working.

Let’s take Toms, as one example. The shoe that’s a cause. Buy a pair of trendy shoes, and a pair of trendy shoes will be given away to someone somewhere in the world who can’t afford them.

That’s not genuine benevolence. That’s selling you, the consumer, on the idea that you can be benevolent by buying shoes, that the act of purchasing these shoes is an act of charity. The reality is that their model is an inefficient means of addressing the problems on the ground that shoelessness represents, and severely disrupts the local economies of the locations selected for benevolence.

(Imagine what it does to the local shoemakers, for instance.)

The supposed act of charity is just a value add to convince you to spend your money on these shoes instead of some other shoes. It’s no different than putting a prize in a box of cereal.

Heck, you want to see how malevolent this is?

Go ask a multinational corporation that makes shoes or other garments to double the wages of their workers. They’ll tell you they can’t afford it, that it’s not possible, that consumers won’t stand for it, that you’ll drive them out of business and then no one will have wages.

But the fact that a company can give away one item for every item sold shows you what a lie this is. A one-for-one giving model represents double the cost of labor and materials for each unit that is sold for revenue. Doubling wages would only double the labor.

So why are companies willing to give their products away (and throw them away, destroy unused industry with bleach and razors to render them unsalvageable, et cetera) but they’re not willing to pay their workers more?

Because capitalism is the opposite of benevolence.

“Charity” is by definition exemplary, above and beyond, extraordinary, extra. “Charity” is not something that people are entitled to. You give people a shirt or shoes or some food and call it charity, and you’re setting up an expectation that you can and will control the stream of largesse in the future, and anything and everything you give should be considered a boon from on high.

On the other hand, once you start paying your workers a higher wage, you’re creating an expectation. You’re admitting that their labor is more valuable to you than you were previously willing to admit, and it’s hard to walk that back.

Plus, when people have enough money for their basic needs, they’re smarter and stronger and warier and more comfortable with pushing back instead of being steamrolled over. They have time and money to pursue education. They can save money up and maybe move away. They can escape from the system that depends on a steady flow of forced or near-forced labor.

So companies will do charitable “buy one, give one” and marketing “buy one, get one” even though these things by definition double the overhead per unit, but they won’t do anything that makes a lasting difference in the standard of living for the people.

Capitalism has redefined the world so that the baseline of ethics is “How much money can we make?” and every little good deed over and above that is saintly.

But there’s nothing benevolent about throwing a scrap of bread to someone who’s starving in a ditch because you ran them out of their home in the first place.

This is one of the best anti-capitalist posts on the entire site.

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You’re a rebellious teenager in a dystopian politically correct society in which freedom of speech is nonexistent and “offenders” are jailed. Gender is no longer recognized and reproduction is done in labs. Internet usage is monitored, yet you manage to access a restricted website from long ago

It said "Go outside, you sad little bastard" in sparkly Comic Sans.

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no one is ever too busy for you. that’s a lie. you make time for what you want

Disagree. People can still genuinely care about you, like you, and want to be with you, but everyone also has their own lives, struggles, and obligations. It’s extremely unfair and unreasonable to make a loyalty test out of whether or not they drop everything for you whenever you snap your fingers.

Of course it is important to find people who support you when you need it, would try their best to help in an emergency, and enjoys your company, but nobody is capable of being your 24/7 emotional emergency responder. That doesn’t mean they don’t care or don’t want to see you; and remember, part of a good friendship/relationship is that you support and encourage them in their own lives (which includes giving people space to pursue their goals), just as much as they support and encourage you in yours.

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teaboot

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

The earworm thing, though, would have to be so confusing to other species.

Human (quietly singing): doublemint gum! Will make you smile! Doublemint gum! Da da da (suddenly shouts) DAMMIT!

Alien: what’s wrong Human Karen? Are you injured?

Karen: no, it’s this damn song. I am so freaking sick of it

Alien: then??? maybe??? don’t sing it????

Oh my god though, humans are super adorable.  Have you ever seen two humans working really hard to make each other laugh?  It’s the best.

So far as the research been able to determine, the make-other-humans-laugh instinct is a crucial social behavior, important in both pack-bonding and pair-bonding, something like communal eating.  Often it’s actually combined with communal eating or drinking.

In one particularly weird form of this behavior, many humans will gather in one space, usually with food and drink, and a single human will engage in trying to make all the others laugh.  The behavior isn’t reciprocated by the group, and most of the time the single human leaves alone rather than in company with any of the other humans, making this by all evidence a completely altruistic act.

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dialmformara

Okay then, explain the colored pieces of paper and plastic that they exchange before doing almost anything outside the nest.

Whew.  Researchers have been arguing about those forever – personally I lean towards the idea that it’s another form of social behavior, maintaining loose bonds between members of the larger pack, as it’s observably much rarer between closer pack-members.  The other prevailing theory is that it’s related to the personal ornamentation behavior; humans will collect the colored paper and plastic, and then either show it to other humans or actually give it to other humans as a way of establishing individual status, much the same way as they might hang colored objects on their bodies or in their nests.

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When you get both phones and health care for free so you don’t know the prices of either.

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medranochav

I fucking despise this argument… this is really their logic too

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medusasstory

Oh my god oh my god oh my god.

I was in charge of medical purchasing of gloves. We got them for less than $10 a BOX. Sterile we could get for a dollar a set.

I THOUGHT that sounded weird!

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lifepro-tips

If your SO can't make a decision about where to eat, play the 5-2-1 game. You give them 5 restaurants, they pick two, and you pick from those.

My gf of 3 years is the queen of “wherever” and “I don’t care” when it comes to this. This little game fixed our problem immediately. It takes the pressure off of her, but still gives her a choice about where to eat.

(this can also work with kids and indecisive friends)

Source: reddit.com
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edgebug

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time* me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent* me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

Video Game: Controller starts vibrating

Me: WHAT’S COMING WHAT IS IT

Video game character: *gets lucky*

Me: this is it we gonna die

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your hometown + the last food you ate is your cryptid name

for example: i am the manhattan cheerio

Westchester Potato Wedge

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dredsina

the redmond kiwi…aw

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halfys

The San Diego burrito

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amclaudan

The Imlay City Shish Kabob

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prideandpen

Troutdale Croissant is literally the worst

Buffalo jerky is a thing, and it’s delicious.

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copperbadge

I am the Chicago Biscuit, which sounds like some kind of dirty sex thing. 

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spiderine

I am the Wakefield Yogurt, which sounds just like another boring yogurt brand and is rather pathetic as cryptid names go.

On the other hand, THE WAKEFIELD YOG sounds like a proper Cthulu-style monster! 

Tremble, mortals! I am THE NOWHERE THIN MINT!

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Please don’t let fandom ruin something you love. Walk away and unfollow the fans and enjoy the thing by yourself, or find a limited circle of people who ignore the discourse, or get your irl friends into the thing and collectively ignore the Internet community, or blacklist from here to the moon if you need to and only ever scroll through your rarepair ship’s tag on AO3. But don’t let fandom distort a show or a movie or a book or a comic you used to love so badly that you can’t enjoy the original anymore. Please. It isn’t worth it.

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karadin

Fandom is who you follow. Dump the negative off of your feeds.

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darthrose

Wishing I’d seen this years and several fandoms ago, but yeah. I am a fan. I’m just not often in fandom any more.

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Especially when during one of those golf weekends, he hosted a costume party, the theme of which was literally Versailles. This is the kind of shit that if you put it in a novel, your editor would say it was a bit too on the nose.

the quick, rundown list of what lead to the French Revolution: the top 10% of the population owned all of the countries wealth, the nobles refused to pay tax, taxes are raised on the poor instead, the nations budget wasted in pointless wars, and unqualified people meddled in goverment affairs…sounds awfully familiar 

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elfgrove

You’ve gotta be kidding me there’s no way that really… [link: Vienna to Versailles: Trump presides over Red Cross Ball at Mar-a-Lago]

This country is jumping the events-leading-up-to YA dystopian novel shark every damn week, I swear.

… you can’t make up this shit. Reality is weirder than fiction.

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