Dr. Monster Fudger

Mermaid girlfriend who's a ten out of ten, but she thinks drowning sailors is just a hobby.

Mermaid girlfriend who’s a ten out of ten AND she thinks drowning sailors is just a hobby

I’m getting back into writing fiction (my BA rejoices) and what better way to get back in the saddle than writing a lesbian romance between a drunk pirate king and a mean proud selkie who is a vessel for souls who have been lost at sea?? 🦭🏴‍☠️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

WOAHHOHOHO

lesbians you say?

pirates AND selfies you say?

A VESSEL FOR SOULS YOU SAY??

Fun fact for you: selkies are sometimes thought to be the reincarnations of lost souls at sea which is the hardest goddamn lore I’ve ever heard 🦭

Its only right you prove yourself in combat if you want a monster wife

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Something something you’ve heard of big titty goth girlfriend, now get ready for big titty snake wife

Thirst Trap

I am an incredibly simple person: I see a monster lady and I must reblog

THE LOVERS Trailer by Studio Heartbreak

🚨 SAPPHIC MONSTER ROMANCE SAPPHIC MONSTER ROMANCE SAPPHIC MONSTER ROMAN 🚨

La Femme Chauve-Souris (The Bat-Woman) 1890

— by Albert Joseph Penot

Need a baddie like this fr

DROLTA TZUENTES… mommy 👀

Lord she was so hot and they fucked up and killed her off. I’ll never forgive them for killing the literal latex dommy mommy demon

Listen. I do love weird looking monster cocks as much as the next guy, but I genuinely barely see any love for bizarre vagina biology on monsters. Whenever I see monster cunt it's always basically just human, and what's with that?

Hear me out. Here are some suggestions:

Insect monsters whose chitinous underbellies you have to rub and caress to get to their slits/gonopores.

Transmasc werewolves whose bottom growth is exagerrated while transformed, allowing for easy penetration. Knotted tdicks anyone?

Monsters who have claspers in their cunts to keep you locked inside of them while you cum.

Monsters whose wetness has an aphrodisiac quality, making it hard to think of anything but keeping your face and tongue buried inside of them to get more.

Reptile monsters with hemiclitori to make pleasure even more intense as you eat them out.

Monsters with vaginal canals they can restrict and shift around independently, allowing them to form fit themselves perfectly to your fingers or cock.

Robots with slits that vibrate as you grind against or fuck them.

Hyena monster women with pseudo-penises.

PUSSY TENTACLES!!

Idk man like monster cocks are neat but I need to eat out weird monster pussy okay?

when you come up with the weird design for a monster dick, think of what the vagina would have to be like to justify or work with it.

don't forget the

TEETH!!!

Ask and ye shall receive: monster pussy by @humanoids_09 on twt passed on to me by @whensecretsrise ✨

Pulp sci-fi illustration by Italian artist, Aldo Di Gennaro (b. 1938).

This is probably the most culturally important thing I’ll ever seen in my lifetime if I’m being honest. I want this affixed over my mantle, embroidered into my denim, and emblazoned into my flesh so that generations to come may never forget this 1938 gem of an illustration. Put this on my gravestone and name my children after Alfo Di Gennaro. This is what it’s all about.

Artist was obviously a leg man, but I have never seen a female alien love interest designed as THIS alien before. She’s uniquely hairy, bugged-eyed, lines would indicate at least a partial exoskeleton, she has escaped being saddled with the mammories that a non-mammal being would not have, yet she’s got it bad for Space Force Leatherhead and he is so into her. I can practically hear his prose of her cabochon eyes of nebula violet, glowing with the passion to know and be known, in the starlight. The green of her body turning more vivid as discovery (and carnal knowledge) consume her conscious mind.

To suggest a red-blooded, human man could love Greedo’s cousin? Desire her??

This is fantastic, in every sense. How many lives did this change forever?

This is gonna drive me bananas because I’m trying to find what book this cover belongs to but NOTHING is coming up 😭 this image has been posted on the internet so often with the same half-right info (it appears to be illustrated by artist Aldo Di Gennaro, but not apparently in 1938, as that was the year he was born?). Someone on Twitter said they remembered the plot of the book but not the title (ARG SO CLOSE) and that it was apparently about a space man and bug lady who were star crossed lovers but sexually incompatible (real?? Will we ever know???) I have SO many questions?? Does anyone have any answers or tips??

@stellachuu on TT

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