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History of Monster Fucking: because it's time you learned about the history of things that go bump and hump in the night

(reblog/follow me you dirty monster fucking perverts 👇 also this is my second time posting this so here’s to hoping tumblr doesn’t try to censor me again 🤞🏻)

“Are you wearing—”

“The limited edition Heretic parfum for the psychosexual horror film Nosferatu (2024)? Yeah.”

Hey you! Monster lover!

Do you want to participate in a monsterfudger survey and help to make the study of monsterfudging official? Phoebe Santillan @teratophiliologist and I are trying to raise money to pay for study expenses and build a list of participants for our upcoming survey!

How can you help out?

Step 1: Sign up to My Email List

Step 2: Buy our cute Monsterfudger stickers 🐙🐺🐉

Step 3: Reblog, share with friends, spread the word

PSYCHOSEXUAL NIGHTMARE?! PERVERTED ROMANCE?! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

(I know you guys are sick of me yapping about these damn stickers however)

For those who couldn’t afford any of our monsterfucker sheets: I’ve just launched our “oopsie” sheets which are discounted over half price.

These sheets did not meet our expectations (sticker manufacturer goofed on some stickers cutlines). These sheets are still fine, some individual stickers just don’t meet my high quality standards.

If you’re dying to get your hands on our stickers but needed something more discounted, give a look at our “oopsie” sheets!

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My mom just found a cricket in the house and gently picked him up and put him outside and it made me think would giants show kindness to tiny humans like that? Like not all giants obviously, as all humans aren’t so compassionate to insects, but could you imagine being lost somewhere and a HUGE hand comes down and scoops you up and you clear hundreds of miles in 4 giant-steps? and then you’re deposited back somewhere where the giant thinks you belong? lol this would be a funny plot setback in a fantasy book

Last day to pre-order & get free sticker sheet!

Today is the last day for pre-orders! You have until 5pm PST today to pre-order our monster lover stickers and get a free ao3 sticker tag sheet for free as well! After today, the ao3 sheets will not be available 😔

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I fear my fave fanfic author has spoiled me; it used to be weekly updates but suddenly the updates have become more frequent but at random and now I keep anxiously refreshing the damn fic