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Masterlist | Patreon | Shop | Ko-fi/Tip Jar | Story Archive Blog | Commissions (closed) | Wordpress Blog | Twitch | (mobile banner art of Gabe & Odessa by @snowkissedmonsters) ★ 18+ ONLY (do not follow or interact in any way if you're not 18+). ★ UK based. Call me Ghosti. Ace. They/them. ★ Writing blog for all things fantasy, monster romance, and more (nsfw & sfw). ★ Do NOT repost or use my writing anywhere at all.
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Welcome!

  • Blank looking blogs will be blocked because you look like bots
  • Call me Ghosti, UK based, ace & panromantic
  • Terfs etc. are not welcome on this blog, and neither are people under 18yrs old. Do not interact in any way with me or my blog.
  • Don’t repost my writing anywhere at all.
  • Masterlists of my writing: Part One and Part Two
  • Patreon
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  • Asks: OPEN. Commissions: CLOSED
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Welcome to my cosy little corner of the internet! Please be kind and respectful, and your enthusiasm is always appreciated.

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Laces for a Lady Chapter Ten is up on Patreon on early release. Available to everyone from 22nd November.

If you're not currently a member, you can't sign up until 1st Dec because I paused the billing cycle til then and it's a quirk of Patreon not to accept nfanew members til then. I'm sorry!

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! I’m interested in starting ur yautja inspired story I don’t have the funds to join the Patreon (tho I’d love to) and I absolutely don’t mind waiting however long it takes for free to read chapters!! I was just looking through what’s currently available and I’m a bit confused as to why chapter 4 is still locked as five and six are available?? Is this a bug with patreon or honestly I don’t know I’ve never really used the app or website haha,,, I hope this doesn’t come off as pushy or anything I was just wondering if you could or intended to make chapter 4 available? ((Like I said waiting on future chapters isn’t the issue it’s an honor to be able to read it for free at all!!)

Hi Anon! Thanks for reaching out about this - I never mind people asking for clarification etc, don't worry. Unfortunately the issue you're having with access is Patreon's fault, not mine.

Basically I discovered (after a slightly intimidating email from Patreon) that offering smut for free on an 18+ Patreon was in violation of their terms of service. They gave me the choice to make those chapters Patreon-only, or to delete the content completely, so I chose Patreon-only. If you do have a spare £3 in the future, it's available to all tiers, but unfortunately there's nothing I can do about Patreon's rather draconian rules, and I'm really sorry to have to go back on my word after saying it'd be available for free.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Ghosti! I just wanted to say I'm a part of your patreon, and I absolutely love you and your writing!! I am utterly OBSESSED with ShipMates, I love the dynamic between all of them. How each relationship is different yet equal. Anyways, I'm super glad I found you through Momolady and TheTravelerWrites because you have become one of my all-time favs!! I was just curious: If you could pick one thing you personally would love to write but haven't yet, what would that be?

(Also, as a plus-size bisexual woman, I love the inclusivity and the body representation in your masterlist!!)

I really needed this, so thank you so much! You made my whole night!! Thank you so so much for your support, on here and on Patreon. @momolady and @thetravelerwrites are incredible writers and wonderful human beings, so I'm really touched you found me via their amazing work!! (everyone go check them out too if you haven't already!!).

Thank you for saying that too about my masterlist - I feel like I write the same thing over and over (especially when people ask for more specific readers, when I tend to write gender/body neutral more than most others these days).

I'm not sure there's anything I haven't written yet in terms of general topics, because when I'm not doing commissions, I pretty much just write what I want to write and hope the people supporting me (on here for free and on Patreon) also continue to want to read it!! However, I have a few ideas for novels/stories that I've not had the time or the energy to dedicate to writing.

One (which @mongoose-king knows about and got very excited for when I mentioned it!) is a complete reworking of the first incarnation of the Citadel idea I had over on @weaverofthreads. I decided I wanted to change almost everything in that, except for the idea of magically bonding an elite soldier with a fully-qualified mage...

More on that below for anyone interested: (it's kinda long-winded!!):

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Ghosti, how much moneys would it take to get laces for a lady to be the next chapter that gets posted? 🤔 I’m desperate 😭

Awww Anon I'm so sorry!! I'm working on it, I promise. Chapter 10 is 7k words long at the moment, so that might have to be split up, but it finishes with Nel about to head off to the Christmas Ball in Plymouth with Winnie...

I've got my final exam for my full motorcycle licence tomorrow, and once that's over, I'm working full time on Oats, Demon, and Laces, I promise :) x

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Hell can I have an ask about reader who came from our world who is a big fan of predators who can read, write and speak their language and fight like them too gets teleported to yautja prime and I guess she was looking around for shelter and she found a clan so she entered their clan grounds hoping she doesn't get killed and she found a pyramid (from what I remember seeing in one of the movies) which turns out to be where the clan has its important meetings. And the elder clan leader let's call him Kar'dokh (if you don't mind) was having meeting with other nearby clans so reader accidently enters the meeting room filled with other clan leaders and their most trusted soldiers standing by their side and the silence was LOUD

Reader: .... 

Kar'dokh and the other clan leaders: .... 

*Kar'dokh gets up about to kill her*

*Reader speaks in yautja*: wait I mean no harm I swear!! 

And like all of the yautjas were flabbergasted to find this out and they were suspicious of her cause how does a human know so much about their people? (cause in the world no human ever went to yautja prime) so word got out and everyone wanted to see the human including people from other clans, so fast forward reader and kar'dokh got close -e ends up liking her try's courting her but she pretends to be oblivious to it

Kar'dokh: ooman

Reader: yes? 

Kar'dokh: why do you refuse to be my mate? Am I not a worthy enough male for you? I have you know I have strong seed to sire strong pups so why do you refuse me? 

Reader: what...? What do you...huh? Kar'dokh you are an alien I wouldn't even be able to give you children! 

Kar'dokh: my people's technology can fix that issue so be my mate

Reader: I... I can't 

Kar'dokh: and why not? 

Reader: because I'm human!!! 

Kar'dokh: not valuable reason. Try again

Reader: why do you even like me!?!? Kar'dokh: because I am attracted to you

Reader: *tip toe’s and manages to grab him by the shoulders* raise your standard!!!!

Kar'dokh: *slams hand into metal and puts a deep dent into it then proceed to grab her by the risk*

AND BOOM he pounces on her, corners her against the wall gets her to confess her feelings and they do the super Spicy boombayah doggie style😉

And she somehow got pregnant a few days later 

SORRY FOR IT BEING LONG!!!!! 

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Love a good 'human impresses the bigger, meaner alien' idea!! Thanks for sharing :)

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I wanted to read more of your current yautja inspired story on patreon but when I tried to join the website said you were not accepting new sign ups :(

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Thank you so much for wanting to support me! The reason you're unable to sign up just at the moment is because of a quirk of Patreon.

I paused the billing cycle for November because life is completely bonkers right now and I knew I wouldn't have the energy or time to write a dedicated story for November, so I didn't charge patrons. However, for some reason this also means that new folks can't sign up during November/until the cycle is un-paused for December... In short, you'll be able to sign up and have access to it from December 1st. Hopefully by then, the last chapter will be ready too!

Thank you for your patience, and I'm sorry for the wait!

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Anonymous asked:

Hi, sorry if you've answered this before, but why not post your free nsfw stuff on ao3?

I have answered it before, but the long and the short of it is that it's too much of a grey area for me. I'm aware that there's an 'original works' tag, but in my eyes, most of my work is not "fannish" and doesn't belong on there.

While some of my stuff is definitely "fannish", (like the recent 'not' yautja series which would sit absolutely comfortably in the Alien/Predator fandom without issue), my other writing/worlds are distinctly mine. I'd also like to be able to keep the option for people to support me financially (via Ko-fi or Patreon) associated with my work, which I can't link on AO3.

I don't want to create any more profiles/pseuds on AO3, and I want to keep my AO3 associated purely with fanfics/fandom activities.

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Anonymous asked:

hi omg i love ur male inspired Yautja (im illiterate 💀) fic sm - and was wondering if u had any head canons / hc fics with Croc and (gn) reader? :0

For a second I thought you meant the reverse harem (m. aliens x f.reader) one because that's the latest 'yautja inspired' one I've been working on, but then you said Croc's name and my brain glitched and I remembered him again (from Big Red's story). I'm so sorry Croc, my beloved danger-goofball!!

  • Croc is laid back and easy going, but he's mega protecc if the need arises.
  • He's a switch, so he doesn't mind what the reader fancies getting up to, if things get steamy, and he's poly. He's in a relationship (bonded/mated) with Midnight, a massive hunter who's part of Big Red's crew, and a human (the only thing I attributed to the human was military gear).
  • He's got a sweet tooth
  • He likes practical jokes
  • Friendship means a lot to him, so if you're his friend, there's almost nothing he wouldn't do to make sure you're ok
  • He makes awful jokes and loves Dad jokes too

Also, because I can't find it, here's a reupload of him being a goofball:

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