David: The next person to say “mood” or “same” or “me” after I make a threat will be thrown out of the window onto the solid concrete where walkers will feed on them.

Javi: Mood

Clem: Same

Gabe: Me

David, at the beach: Living my best life.

Gabe: I think uncle Javi is drowning.

David: This ain’t about him.

Javi: [stares out the window, looking pensive]

Kate: He’s so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what he’s thinking?

Javi, internally: Wed-nes-day… Whensday? Wendesday??

If I ever met Javier Garcia from TWDG

jordan singing running up that hill is all i need

Jordan Pickford in a random mcdonald’s somewhere for absolutely no reason whatsoever: 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻👅👅👅👅👅

John would not like to share a room with Picks as he is convinced he snores. He doesn’t already know that he promises xxx

jordan : “its fuckin offside man yer useless cunt !”

for all the stonesford peeps out there