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elierlick

Trans people were always part of the conversation on abortion. Saying “people who can get pregnant” isn’t political correctness gone awry. It’s just being more accurate.

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tankism

The fact that thousands of Jewish families across the United States are being forced to decide whether to send their children to their first day of school or observe their religious practices is just more proof that antisemitism is culturally Ingrained and that westerners never cared about diversity or considering religious and ethnic minorities. Having one of the most important school days on one of the most important Jewish holidays (Rosh Hashanah) is so tone deaf, especially with the increasing amount of antisemitism and violence against America’s Jewish community this year.

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kreetn

I’m sorry, so you can bargain with thunder, the moon, and death, but not the night, of all things.

Well yeah. Night happens every night, whether you want it to or not. It's regularity was seen more as a fundamental element of the universe rather than a phenomenon that could be influenced.

And Nyx wasn't just the goddess of night. She was the goddess of everything hidden, unknown, and taboo. Oftentimes when cult practices for existing gods formed they were referred to as "Baccus Nox" or "Venus Nox" as in "The esoteric or taboo form of this god."

Nyx was almost a representation of everything humans did not or could not understand about the world. Its hard to make a deal with the personification of incomprehensibility.

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trashboi413

I'd sacrifice a galaxy cake

I think she would like a galaxy cake

i think it should be a galaxy cake but with surprise fillings inside

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queeraak

idk if anyone needs to hear this today, but: if you are a trans dude, the fact that you are a man is a good thing and your existence as a trans man makes the world a better place. it is not a bad thing that you are a man and it’s especially not bad that you are a trans man. the fact that you exist as a man is a great thing and you are amazing. sleep well tonight

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abirdepisode

HELL ya. housekeeping is how the hospital stays clean enough to heal people. it’s endless, thankless, backbreaking, and disgusting. they deserve more pay, more benefits, and more appreciation.

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ruckuscauser

In the N95, paper mask on top, full face shield, gown, gloves, shoe covers, in the COVID wards right along with medical staff. Watched them do it for ten months. Absolutely indispensable people.

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for the record i have never hit post limit. like in my entire life. i've had this blog since 2013. i can't even fathom how someone hits post limit like what are you even fucking posting

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The shoulder

the articulation of hubris

God really went nuts, just said “go wild, you funky little monkeys!” and gave us a spheroid joint that can move in all directions and do  e v e r y t h i n g !~, except stay in its fucking place when hit by a light breeze

A fucking mess:

“Looks complicated, how does it work?” It doesn’t

big fan of God, but this was a rookie mistake

God: hmm…I’m not sure about this one human joint, can you review it?

Pre-callout Satan: looks great fam 👌

Wow, I’ve just had my first articular injury and you guys will never guess in which joint it was!!

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rev-pirate

The experimental snapshot change logs are making me as invested in the happiness of minecraft swamps as the devs are

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keepongaming
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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