Hunter: Hey you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?
Tech: Yeah, I really need me a T-R-E-A-T.
Wrecker: Whatcha guys talking about?
Echo: Yeah, why don’t you guys just spell dess —
Hunter, in utter distress: NO NO NO, SHHHHH
Tech, in utter distress:
SHUT UP, DON’T SAY IT
Echo, taken back: … uh. Why?
Hunter: Oh god, how do we tell you this?
Tech: Wrecker … can’t spell …
Echo:
Echo: WHAT?
Hunter: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.
Echo: He’s a grown man, he can’t handle hearing the word TREAT?
Wrecker: TREAT??
Tech: No treat
Wrecker: TREAT?
Tech: NO TREAT
Wrecker: T R E A T ??
Tech: NO TREAT.
Wrecker, disappointed: Awww :(
Tech, Hunter & Echo:
Echo: Okay, what is happening?
Tech: We told you, he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.
Wrecker, curiously: Whatcha talking about?
Tech: Taxes.
Wrecker: Aw, shucks.
Echo: What, so you guys just treat him like a toddler?
Wrecker: TREAT?
Hunter: No treat.
Wrecker: TREAT??
Hunter: NO TREAT.
Wrecker: T R E A T?
Hunter: NO. TREAT.
Wrecker, disappointed: Awwww :(
Tech, Hunter & Echo:
Hunter: Echo, you gotta spell if you’re talking about F-O-O-D.
Echo: Okay, so … Are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?
Wrecker: SNACK??
Tech: Oh, come on.
Hunter: Dude, really?
Echo: OH COME ON I SPELLED IT.
Hunter: Well, he knows how to spell SNACK!
Echo: So he can spell snack but he can’t spell TREAT?
Wrecker: TREAT??
Echo: NO TREAT
Wrecker: TREAT??
Echo: NO TREAT!
Wrecker: GOD DAMN IT!
